An Infinity War

A series of disconnected stories that will eventually be linked up later on while offering little to no information about: what is happening, who the people involved are or why it's happening. You will be required to glean information from the context of the story unless you are otherwise aware of the circumstances prior to the conversation.

Person 1: "...So Sarah and I were able to make it to the store, they were out of pineapples. We got a call from Davis telling use that he and Elly just barely managed to find Davi's shoes, I swear they lose everything. Meanwhile, Milo and Kenny are just barely finding parking, and Josh, who got dropped off, is running for it and..."

Person 2 : "Dude...I have no idea who these people are. Back it up, you're telling me An Infinity War here..."

by Bear who walks like man June 8, 2018

infinity winks

Death; Extinction; Destruction; Termination of life; The total and permanent cessation of all the vital functions of an organism

Anthony's friends were concerned his skag addiction would eventually result in infinity winks .

by Spumco February 10, 2008

Infinity War

Look. They're all dead. Well...not ALL of them.

Man: Have you seen Infinity War?
Woman: Yes! My relatives didn't like the ending though...

by I'm at Therapy June 4, 2018

Dirty Infinity

Sometime during anal sex, the male pulls out and draws the infinity sign with his dirty member around her funbags.

Girl 1: We took a big step last night, I asked him to give me a dirty infinity. It hurts when I sit down but at least I know our love goes on forever.
Girl 2: I thought I smelled something funny on your shirt...and I'd be lying if I wasn't a little jealous.

by The real DZA April 10, 2009

Absolute Infinity

Absolute Infinity Means Omega Number That Is More Big Than Infinite

I Used My 0 To Absolute Infinity Tool

by LittleZura August 17, 2022

infinity chin

Someone who is so fat that they have grown out their double chin and now have a Hugh saggy deposit of fat which runs from chin to collar

She gained so much weight he ended up with an infinity chin

by Bad Artie August 18, 2014

no u INFINITY

the ultimate no U reached to the level of INFINITY. no other no u or counter variant can stop it.

Tom: hey Paul.
Paul: what is it, Tom?
Tom: ur mom so fat she's starred in the aquarium. (get it, people thought she was a whale.)
Paul: Uno Reverse Card
Tom: no U
Paul: *no U INFINITY*

Tom: commits die by using glock 17

by YEE my HAW February 3, 2020