Uncle Fucker Incident

It’s basically like Kyler’s dad but my uncle fucked me and my sister in the ass with both his penis and thumb when we were 10 years old and we didn’t know any better about it. Basically gay Incest.

Half-Credit: WWW.COMPASS

My friend told me the story where he was in the Uncle Fucker Incident

by Fishnuggets66 November 21, 2023

2023 dunsborough leavers incident

an incident involving in the corner of the silent disco at “the zone”

did you hear about the 2023 dunsborough leavers incident at the disco?

by big dick daddy 9918 November 24, 2023

Broken Arrow Incident

An incident where someone reveals their Power Level, akin to that of the non-slang Broken Arrow Incidents wherein the US Military outright lost nuclear arms.

Examples include:
- Casually dropping the fucking n-bomb
- Accidentally sending a picture of Nikocado Avacado's Asshole to the Group Chat
- Having your mom see your collection of gore videos

Example 1
- "Yeah, you're such a stupid n*****"
- "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BILL, CALM DOWN!"

Example 2
- "Yeah bro, let me scroll through my pictures for a-"
- "WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF CARTEL SHIT IS THAT, PHIL?"
- "Oh Christ, it's a Broken Arrow Incident."

by derangedcatboye November 30, 2023

The Fortnite Incident

on this day a imbecile said the dumbest fucking thing i’ve ever heard and i told him he’s getting his own holiday so yeah now he is getting one

““jonesy you go right, renagade you go left, *camera cuts to peely* skull trooper says “uh peely you just be peely” then they all chant “1-2-3 fortnite!””- The Fortnite Incident

by thefortniteincident December 2, 2023

The Schlatt incident of '99

ah yes, the incident of 99 sit down and Relax what happened was a popular YouTuber Jschlatt has been doing crimes since 99. This one was the largest as he wanted to hook up with this bitch named Emily and found an 88k watch on her wrist and followed her home as he had a knife in his hand and brutally killed the 20-year-old girl and stole her watch for money.

The Schlatt incident of '99 was horrifing.

by Exhofade December 7, 2023

Sinkgate Incident of 2023

The Sinkgate Incident of 2023 unfolded on a chilly December 2nd evening in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, creating controversy in the city's social scene. At a lively party on redacted Street, attended by a diverse mix of people, Suspect 1 was initially just one of the revelers. However, as the night progressed, the bathroom sink was unexpectedly shattered, and suspicions fell on Suspect 1, escalating when sensational allegations of a related sexual encounter emerged.

"Sinkgate" dominated conversations in Philadelphia, sparking debates on party etiquette, responsibility, and property respect. It gained attention on social media and in local news.

Investigators grappled with the truth behind the broken sink and the allegations, raising questions about personal responsibility in the context of a party. Legal proceedings followed, including debates on the relevance of sexual allegations in Suspect 1's trial.

In the end, "Sinkgate" was a reminder that actions have consequences, even in moments of celebration. It prompted discussions about individual rights and responsibilities during communal gatherings, leaving a lasting impact on Philadelphia's collective consciousness.

Me: Have you ever heard of the Sinkgate Incident of 2023
Him: Nah. What's that.

by sinkgate919 December 16, 2023

the Lazeez incident

When you go to Lazeez shawarma and ask for no spice, but the guy behind the counter gives you the spiciest option.

The Lazeez incident

Me: bro wtf this shit is so fucking spicy i asked the guy at Lazeez for no spice

Bro: wtf let me try...... Oh bro wtf that mf fucked you over that shit so spicy

by Scoliosis king August 24, 2023