Mexican Insurance

Twenty dollar bills, so one can make change with all the Mexican people that buy everything with $100 bills, yes, even if they have twenties. Keeping twenties is insurance against the slowdown caused by having to get change for a $100 from someone else.

I saw a lot of Mexican families in line ready to mispronounce the name of the movie they wanted to see after taking 5 minutes standing in line to decide what that movie would be, so I made sure that I had plenty of Mexican Insurance on hand by keeping more twenties in my drawer.

by Downvoting Victim December 28, 2005

pants insurance

Any undergarment worn underneath pants to avoid leakage/drippage such as boxers, tidy-whities, etc.

"I crapped my pants a little, but luckily I was wearing pants insurance."

by Joey G and GD October 18, 2008

how to commit insurance fraud

just dont.

how to commit insurance fraud? dont.

by quibblee May 4, 2021

Laugh Insurance

South African life insurance

"I would like to apply for laugh insurance, please"

"do it again?"

joke insurance

by Braidos October 27, 2009

lol insurance

Insurance for laughing too hard

Guy 1 : Dude if make me laugh this hard again I will piss my pants

Guy 2: Don't you have lol insurance?

by Yukihoshi August 15, 2010

Hangout Insurance

something that you can "accidentally" leave with a friend or take from them so that they HAVE to see you again.

Rob keeps leaving his tapes in my car. It's totally hangout insurance.

by ismissing April 15, 2011

Word insurance

When you fail in English and you pay your teacher to pass you
Or
Auto correct

Damn get some word insurance

by Eboi 6776562 January 18, 2017