cave dating

"cave dating", "cave dater" or "dating in a cave" is a term meaning that you and your circle of friends tend to date people that are all in another circle of friends. It becomes as though you cannot escape dating this same other circle of friends...like a cave that you cannot find an exit to. Each friend seems to be connected to another friend...who's connected to another friend...and it never ends.

Often it feels like you are dating the same person over and over again and is extremely difficult to get out of. Unless you devastatingly break up with a native (one of the persons in the other circle of friends) in which case, no natives can touch you and you are exiled from the cave. Until you find a new cave...

Mike, Cory, Stephen, and Greg are all friends. Kelsey, Natalie, and I were each dating one of them. When Natalie and Cory broke up, she started dating Stephen. We're all going to be cave dating them for a long time.

Bree: "Kyle asked me out last night."
Gabby: "You need to get out of that cave, honey"
Bree: "I know, I've been cave dating this whole year."

by ohmygawditsgabx April 5, 2009

cave cricket

The informal name for 'camel cricket.' Cave crickets are large brownish/black crickets that live in dark, damp places (caves, basements, etc.) They are creepy as hell and sometimes jump right at you if you attempt to scare it away.

OH MY GOD! THERE'S A DAMN CAVE CRICKET NEAR THE WASHING MACHINE!

by Jim Fear April 17, 2009

doodoo cave

A more colorful term for butt hole or anus. It can also be used as an insult.

"Why does my breath smell like crap?"
"Because I rubbed your toothbrush on my doodoo cave."

"Why did you eat my last ice cream sandwich?"
"Because you're a doo doo cave who does not deserve such a tasty treat."

by HØØt March 19, 2010

golden cave

When a man is having sex and think he is about to ejaculate, but actually urinates inside his partner

Holy shit, I was having sex with Peter, and he proceeded to give me a golden cave!

by Gcave October 14, 2016

Chat Cave

A very gay place where people really love toilets and Lana Del Rey

You want to join Chat Cave so bad

by Chat Cave August 18, 2023

Scott Caving

Descending into a self-indulgent vacuous state of existence, shafting all your friends drugs into your anus (caving), delaying their high, for your own personal gain.

He said he'd be here like 2 hours ago! He's Scott Caving all over our lives...

by Avolition July 10, 2011

Cave-gyrling

first shave of spring after a winters worth of not shaving and looking like a damn cave girl. hairy bush all grown out and crazy. Leg hair so long you could corn row it.

wow! I had to blow through 3 match threes to see my vajaja again after a winter of cave-gyrling it!

by Southphillychick March 11, 2015