vacuum implosion

1. The act of forcefully and willingly inhaling one’s own flatulence for the sake of one’s reputation; the self mutilation of one’s lungs. To breathe deeply of your own fart, lest any particle of the filthy emission is left for another to detect. Often followed by heavy panting, bloodshot eyes, and in some rare cases, delayed vomiting. This act is most often performed in the office, seconds before a manager decides to stop by your cube to ask you a question. Also, the technique is employed while riding in motor vehicles with persons of the opposite sex, or any occasion where the fantastic brand of air biscuit needs to be concealed and dissipated. May lead to downs.

Papit: “Yo Fenga, why do you look so out of breath, and have that painful look in your bloodshot eyes?”
Fenga: “Dude, cut me some slack, I just successfully managed a vacuum implosion when Cindy came by to ask how my weekend was”.

by Dvinny7 April 2, 2011

imported cars

weed eater can muffler 13.50's? huge ass aluminum wing 2.5 litter isn't that the size of a soft drink not a motor.
RICE ITS WHATS FOR DINNER.

2 fast 2 furious

by JOE SMITH November 20, 2003

impork

v. When a person pays travel costs for another person to engage in sexual intercourse; i.e. the importing of sexual goods.

Glen:
What happened to that girl you were importing?

Jordan:
Don't you mean "impork?"

by jordotech October 19, 2008

Status Import

Putting the same status on all your social networks. This is usually done by people who crave attention.

Facebook: Some chic blew my horn
MySpace: Some chic blew my horn
Twitter: Some chic blew my horn

Tom: Didn't you just post that on Facebook and MySpace?
Jack: Yes, I'm doing a status import

by J'adore UD April 16, 2010

Identity Imposition

Imposing a specific identity on a person by treating them well or badly in order to manipulate and control that person.

Someone I know is an identity imposition master. When we're on good terms, she treats me as if were a celebrity and a genius, when we're not getting along or when she starts to lose an argument, she speaks to me as if I were a fool.

by but for January 22, 2020

consent is important

Consent is important! Ask for consent before having sex with someone.

1:Damn that girl is hot
2:What do you wanna have sex with her or something?
1:Yeah but she hates me
2:Then don't do it. Consent is important

by Don't go to far :) April 6, 2021

Imports Suck ASS

A term used by Mustang bubbas to deride all imported vehicles, inadvertently highlighting the fact that S2000s, Range Rovers, Ferraris and the like most certainly can and do make Mustangs and Camaros and Escalades suck ass.

Dude, why won't they let me order a new Camaro? Is it because I said imports suck ass?

by Silverstone Metallic May 15, 2003