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El Paso, Illinois

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A small town in between Peoria and Bloomington Illinois that consists of basically 4 fast food restaurants , houses and lots of corn fields. In this town you will be forever bored unless your idea of fun is sitting in a crappy park then ur golden we have 3 crappy parks. The citizens of this town are born here and are too scared to leave but nobody actually enjoys living Here. El Paso is the town where everyone knows your name but also knows who your dating , where u live , and what drama is going on in ur life. Or so they think
"What's going on in El Paso, Illinois today?"
" Nothing , wanna go to Bloomington?"
by jA1223 July 11, 2017
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Sullivan illinois

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A town full of fucks. Dry on weed; visit Champaign Illinois for that if you live in sullivan. Or if you condone crack smoking visit Decatur Illinois. There is a theatre with a lot of gays, and attracts gays from cities like Chicago, IL. They are lots of fun. Cornfields, Alcoholics, and a nice group of people believed to be upperclass by the lowerds. Basically nothing happens here. BUT you can get drunk at one of the bars, you sluts.
Fuck Sullivan Illinois, lets's go to Champaign to get some dank shit; last time I went to Decatur I got ripped off by that crack head.
Did you go see that show in Sullivan illinois? I think i almost got raped Doug Wilson-that guy on TLC!
by Mostknowledge October 9, 2012
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Bartlett Illinois

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Bartlett is an obscure northwest suburb of chicago that is surrounded by Streamwood, Hanover Park, Elgin/South Elgin, Bloomingdale, West Chicago, and Carol Stream. If you’re not from the other places that were just listed, chances are you may not even know where or what Bartlett is. In a nutshell, it’s a mid-size suburb with about 42,000 residents that has NOTHING to offer. Filled with subdivisions and neighborhoods everywhere, we basically just have two starbucks, a jewel osco, a home depot, a few fast food places, and a decent park district, pool & library. other than that, we have NOTHING and there’s never anything to do here.

Our school district is U-46 , sadly, which means that Bartlett High School and South Elgin High School are both average at best, but are lowkey ghetto. Most of the teenage population of bartlett is doing some type of crazy shit whether it be drinking all the damn time, smoking tons of weed, or juuling. (possibly worse shit but who knows) Or in some cases, kids just drive around and waste gas, with no destination. But can you blame them?? Bartlett has nothing to offer. There’s nothing to do and in order to be entertained or find something to do, you need to travel to the surrounding suburbs.

Bartlett residents are always bored and have to go elsewhere for a good time. But overall bartlett isn’t that bad of a place to live. It’s safer and cleaner than some of the other surrounding northwest suburbs, that’s for sure.
Person from Indiana: “Where are you from?”

Bartlettian: “Bartlett Illinois.”

Person from Indiana: “Where the hell is that??”

Bartlettian: “Exactly.”
by BartlettBitch August 18, 2019
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Serena Illinois

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Perhaps the most Redneck town in existence. The town is so small, when driving past if you blink you miss it. Majority of the students are terribly redneck. The ones who move there end up wanting to shoot themselves. The staff at the high school is a joke. The students think its fun and cool to chew tobacco. The school is divided into two parts, 1: the redneck natives who own the school, and 2: those who moved into the town who realize what a joke it really is. Common apparel at Serena includes, a flannel and a pair of cow boy boots (puke)
Hey lets go to Serena Illinois and do something!"~~"Like what? play in corn?
by trapped in serena March 8, 2011
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Freeport, Illinois

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Freeport, Illinois is a small mid western town about 100 miles NW of Chicago. Gerald McClellan a WBO and WBC middleweight champion, Deacon Davis of the Harlem Globetrotters, Preston Pearson an NFL football star, and Robert Johnson, the founder of BET, were all born and raised in Freeport. Calista Flockhart from 'Ally McBea'l was also born there.

The famous Lincoln-Douglas debate of 1858 took place in Freeport and the Billibeck pretzel factory thrived there in the late 1800's. The Freeport High School mascot, to this day, is a pretzel! PRETZEL POWER!

Freeport has more than 800 acres of parks with many activities. At the beautiful Krape Park there is miniature golf, tennis courts, 2 waterfalls, an old-fashioned carousel and firetruck with a fireman's pole. You can also rent a paddle boat to cruise the lovely Yellow Creek.
Freeport, Illinois is a small mid western town about 100 miles NW of Chicago. Gerald McClellan a WBO and WBC middleweight champion, Deacon Davis of the Harlem Globetrotters, Preston Pearson an NFL football star, and Robert Johnson, the founder of BET, were all born and raised in Freeport. Calista Flockhart from 'Ally McBeal' was also born there.

The famous Lincoln-Douglas debate of 1858 took place in Freeport and the Billibeck pretzel factory thrived there in the late 1800's. The Freeport High School mascot, to this day, is a pretzel! PRETZEL POWER!

Freeport has more than 800 acres of parks with many activities. At the beautiful Krape Park there is miniature golf, tennis courts, 2 waterfalls, an old-fashioned carousel and firetruck with a fireman's pole. You can also rent a paddle boat to cruise the lovely Yellow Creek.
by FreeportGirl July 26, 2013
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Highland Park Illinois

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Highland Park is way beyond rich and wealthy. The reality is worse than movies. Girls walk around with outfits that cost more than some people's salaries. Everyone has houses in places where you can't even dream of going too. It's part of the North Shore chain, and just as bad as Highland Park, Texas. The town is a fantasy, the people are gorgeous, the cars are stunning, it's beyond imagination. Beyond all, the kids are snobs, stuck-up and full of themselves.
Highland Park Illinois is home of the rich and stuck up
by horsefly125 March 12, 2009
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Fictional character whose real name is Michael Kenyon in the Frank Zappa song "The Illinois Enema Bandit". Convicted of Armed Robbery, and at the times of these robberies he would give his female victims a little enema. Apparently, there was no law against that.
by E to the C December 26, 2006
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