ironied

past tense of the verb form of irony, i.e., to irony something is to create or point out a situation that screams irony. Often, it's karma doing the ironying. For example, karma ironies you when you haven't been laid in forever, but you have to get checked by your lady doctor for nut cancer.

Karma says “I still totally ironied you, bitch”

by Wink Dinkerson May 2, 2006

ironic sex

Ironic sex is when sex becomes ironic.
Extreme irony During sex.
Having a shower after sex, then having sex in the shower instead.

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Eg1. Having sex after a shower to clean up, but end up having sex in the shower.

Eg2. Having sex in the shower then having a shower after shower sex to clean up. AKA Having ironic sex in the shower.

by Madriff March 22, 2008

ironically bored

When you now have so much time on your hands that you don't know what to do. The irony being that when you did have stuff to do you were meant to be doing something else.

watching stupid videos on youtube when you were meant to be revising for an exam. Now the exam is over watching videos does not seem that entertaining, and nor does anything else for that matter, making you ironically bored.

by now bored June 22, 2011

Ionia Michigan

Piece of shit town where people do nothing but whine and bitch and complain about people and spread rumors and be mean to one another. Some good people came outta there, though.

Person 1: "Jesus, did you see that chick from Ionia Michigan?"

Person 2: "Christ, yeah, she was doing NOTHING but talk about other people."

by Yuki-is-teh-bestest January 22, 2009

ironic logic

a word to describe comprehension of a concept that you initially thought you wouldn't grasp.

I am glad i read that book, now i understand, it was ironic logic really!

by VICKI KARMA November 10, 2006

ifonic

A person who is incapable or useless at operating an iPhone.

Paul: Seriously, Sam your ifonic. you use your finger not your toes to swipe between screens.

by South African007 January 22, 2015

Ironidence

An coincidental situation of made unique by a strong ironic quality; when something is both coincidental and ironic.

"The Internet is my chief weakness around term paper season."
"I'm exactly the same way! In fact, I have a paper due tomorrow at four!"
"The ironidence of this situation is not lost on me..."

by 7humbs April 29, 2010