IB Students

Losers who sacrifice every aspect of their social life, only for IB to absolutely destroy them.

Also: People who think they are smarter than the standard student, only to realize that they all end up in the same place: McDonalds.

Virgins

“Look. IB students. Pathetic.”

“You can’t get into Harvard with a 23”

by Notgae March 6, 2020

ree-ib

Synonym for Rib: One of any of the bones in the thoracic structure in vertibrates that encases the cavity between the head and diaphragm. When prepared in or with baba-que sauce, it is considered a cultural favorite food item among urban folk.

Note: not to be confused with the Mac Ree-ib, which has no bones.

"Hey-yo Chauncy! You steel got ree-ib sauce in yo chinstrap. Here go a baby wipe."

by Zor Prime November 25, 2003

IB Fag

I member of the International Bachelorette program in high schools across the world, that worries to much about their school work and complains about IB all the fucking time. Mostly about how they never have time to do anything they want to do besides IB.

"Hey dude! Did you hear Zak complain about his IB paper? What an IB Fag!"

by pussydestroyer1350 November 8, 2017

IBS

Acronym for I'm Being Sarcastic.

(It also stands for irritable bowel syndrome.)

A: Hey fattie.
B: Ouch. Uncool.
A: Dude. IBS.

by ZXcZ October 25, 2007

IB Kid

a kid who is way cool/smart/flyy/awesome/good lookin'
(and who is enrolled in the IB program)

ghetto kid: "AYO u goin 2 dat partay 2night brotha foo??"
IB kid: "HECK YEAH! cuz i have no hw tonite b/c i am a super fly IB kid!! yeah boii!!"

by CHATANGA July 18, 2006

IBS Alarm

When you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and your stomach makes the most audible, dreadful, gut wrenching noise typically indicating that a painful, asshole-burning, sweat-inducing stream of diarrhea is likely to follow shortly thereafter. Is often times confused for the noise your stomach makes before you rip a loud fart or when you’re extremely hungry. In some circumstances when this rumbling is mistaken for the latter, the victim will try to squeeze out the fart that they believe is forming to be met with painful burning around the asshole and/or diarrhea leakage, indicating a true IBS Alarm.

Eren’s Stomach: *rumbling, rumbling, rumbling, rumbling*

Armin: Woah dude, are you hungry or something? Need to fart?
Eren: No. I just tried to and I shit my pants. It was an IBS Alarm.

Jean: YOOOO this man just shit his pants.

Armin: That’s disgusting.

by hinokamikaguraa May 21, 2022

IB History

A long two year mindfuck that requires you to second guess everything you think about the world. The teachers assigns you pages of homework each day that you don't have the time to complete or remember to fucking do. The level of bullshit that you have to go through for the next goddamn two years just for a motherfucking diploma is so stupid. The history teacher is usually cool though.

Why the fuck did I sign up for IB history?!

by KNC Undercover January 18, 2022