Infinity War

Look. They're all dead. Well...not ALL of them.

Man: Have you seen Infinity War?
Woman: Yes! My relatives didn't like the ending though...

by I'm at Therapy June 4, 2018

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infiniti dogged

When one is kicked in the balls from behind, and is forced to leave the ground due to the extreme power of the kick

damn that fool just got infiniti dogged

by dick c. normis July 15, 2009

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A series of disconnected stories that will eventually be linked up later on while offering little to no information about: what is happening, who the people involved are or why it's happening. You will be required to glean information from the context of the story unless you are otherwise aware of the circumstances prior to the conversation.

Person 1: "...So Sarah and I were able to make it to the store, they were out of pineapples. We got a call from Davis telling use that he and Elly just barely managed to find Davi's shoes, I swear they lose everything. Meanwhile, Milo and Kenny are just barely finding parking, and Josh, who got dropped off, is running for it and..."

Person 2 : "Dude...I have no idea who these people are. Back it up, you're telling me An Infinity War here..."

by Bear who walks like man June 8, 2018

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Dirty Infinity

Sometime during anal sex, the male pulls out and draws the infinity sign with his dirty member around her funbags.

Girl 1: We took a big step last night, I asked him to give me a dirty infinity. It hurts when I sit down but at least I know our love goes on forever.
Girl 2: I thought I smelled something funny on your shirt...and I'd be lying if I wasn't a little jealous.

by The real DZA April 10, 2009

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