Skip to main content

Yeast infection

For actual definition look up in encyclopedia.

Meant as an addition to the fact that people tend to write here that a yeast is not sexually transmittable.

ANY YEAST INFECTION is transmittable by touch, especcially sexual. Yeast produces spores. And spores may be delivered by skin-to-skin contact. So yeah,
Don't have sex with people when they are yeast infected.
You'll be sorry...
"You know she had a yeast infection ? And you had sex anyway ?"
"Sure, I bathe, so I thought it wouldn't affect me.."

"Omfg, that asshole gave me a yeast infection.."
"Are you sure it ain't anything else ?"

Wear rubbers !!
by UmmNotMe March 29, 2011
mugGet the Yeast infection mug.

Hot Brain Injection (Double Dose)

When a girl is going down on two guys at once and they both blow their loads simultaneously in her ears
'what did you say? I just got a hot brain injection. I can't hear shit!' said Lisa
by Buzzsaw Jones March 17, 2005
mugGet the Hot Brain Injection (Double Dose) mug.

ielections

A mock government on iFunny that participants taker very seriously. Outsiders call them virgins or gay.
Hey did you vote Carter for iElections president?
by Al Gore 2016 April 28, 2017
mugGet the ielections mug.

One Direction Yeast Infection

When a Directioner claims to want the D of one of the members of 1D, mainly used to insult directioners. (Not to be confused with One Direction Infection )
Bob: Oh my god Cathy, looks like you have a bad case of the One Direction Yeast Infection
Cathy: Shut up!
by Alice Damsmann February 15, 2014
mugGet the One Direction Yeast Infection mug.

rectum injection objector

Someone who disagrees to anal sex.
My father disaproves of gay marriage, because he is a rectum injection objector.
by Tiger at Alcovy December 10, 2006
mugGet the rectum injection objector mug.

Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.
"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"
by Ollie December 29, 2005
mugGet the Your mum's yeast infection mug.

penal injection

The act of blowing air through the pee hole in a mans penis for sexual pleasure
I know this idiot whos only way of sexual pleasure is penal injection
by Robbie J June 10, 2003
mugGet the penal injection mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email