Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

My morning face

Not a nice sight.

Someone who sees me: OH GOD GET AWAY FROM ME.
Me: This is just my morning face tho...

by I'm honest I swear April 3, 2015

My face is just raining

it’s when you’re crying but don’t want to admit it

I’m not crying, my face is just raining

by XProHandsoap December 9, 2018

<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>

<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>

<Lance Of Vagina>My Face More Still Than Your Back Smacked <Lance Of Vagina>

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

a/c on my face

When you put yo face in a pile o cocaine Scarface style

Man, I just had some killer a/c on my face.

by scarfaceoohhaha September 5, 2019

End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024

not my face

what you say when you don't want the cum to get all over your face

"please not my face king"

by nigg3rtron January 19, 2024