No-I-fucking-dear

The state of being completely baffled/lost/confused/clueless.
Similar to the saying 'no idea,' except with far less knowledge!

"Bill where are we????"

"No-I-fucking-dear Betty!"

by Dave Ex July 29, 2008

I fucked your mom

I love you and have loved you since we were 13

Richie: I fucked your mom.
Eddie: your an idiot, but I love you too.

by Carter ÙwÚ March 21, 2020

I fucked your mom

A term boys say when they can't come up with an insult

¶:your ugly
¡¿:well I fucked your mom¡!

by Scaredchildren2392¶ July 19, 2017

NIGGA I WILL SLAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOU

NIGGA I WILL SLAP YOU FAT ASS NIGGA STFU made by S

Ok bet fight me nigga I will slap the fuck out of you brian

by GSJHGEGJGJUS October 12, 2020

I fuck your mom

The worst insult ever...

Preacher:have you heard of Jesus

Me:I fuck your mom
Preacher:dies

by University of hippity February 16, 2018

I fucked your Mom

A phrase commonly uttered by pimple-faced fat boys who are unlucky in love.

The fat, greasy pimple faced boy sat in front of his computer typing, "I fucked your Mom."

by Sakura_Omega March 17, 2006

and then I fucked your cousin

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...

by The Gerb May 18, 2010