What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

A "how can I convince you to get a move on?" query dat you exasperatedly snort to yer companion who's taking his sweet ol' time while your yerself are standin' around tappin' yer foot.

Dude #1, who is treating his buddy --- Dude #2 --- to a footlong at Subway for da first time, and so Dude #2 is still perusing da menu: Look, Man, I know dat there are lots of scrumptious-looking choices there to select from, but time's a-wasting --- I ain't got all day to wait for you to figure out which one ya want! What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?!

What has I gots to do --- HUM DA "JEOPARDY!" THEME?! by QuacksO October 28, 2025

Humpfuck 

The act of screwing (literally and/or figuratively) another in an intentionally dominating fashion so as to derive pleasure from the message being sent.

Why is our dog humpfucking the shit out of all the other dogs in the playpen? We'll get kicked out for sure!

The New England Patriots humpfucked the New York Jets to end the 2018 NFL regular season, 38-3.

Sorry guys, can't hang out tonight. I gotta humpfuck Chastity so hard tonight that she'll forget what her name meant!

Humpfuck by Virtuous Valkyrie December 30, 2018

hummalexia 

the only word you can say is.....humma humma.

norman: humma humma!!!!
emma/shirley: wtf are you saying
sasuke: he has hummalexia, stfu

hummalexia by deez n-nuts April 7, 2021

Apples Against Humanity 

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.

Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.

Apples Against Humanity by Extra Mayo May 20, 2015

Humera 

Background Ethiopian and Arab also Persian.
Unfortunately envied by all women of unaturalism.

A true natural beauty inside and out.

A spirit that glows.

Genius of mind, body and soul.

Hated by men who love men and women in general for there is no competition.
Jack of all trades.

1.Humera's ora had the men speechless and the women speechfull.
2. Her presence maid the women feel insecure and the men eager to find true love from only Humera
3. Humera can turn everything she touches to platinum gold. or shimmering diamonds.

Humera by jealous bug February 4, 2010

hump and skunk 

During a threesome involving at least one male (or female with a sizable strap-on), you hump one of them while eating the others asshole until completely full.

Known for being a cherished Kilkenny custom.

Just Rimmin'

Maeve: Wanna try the Hump and Skunk?

Tony: What dark magic was this?

hump and skunk by TonyBlinked52 September 22, 2019

Human soil

A fancy Italian man's term for poop

Can you exuse me William, I have to go to the lavatory to make some human soil

Human soil by Cosmic7600 May 26, 2018