hobinocker

a guy who is hairy and or is a complete retard

you r hobinocker

by g-dup97 March 2, 2009

Hoin

A hoin is when you are very calm and friendly and flip shit for no apparent reason. They can go from sleeping to killing in .2 seconds. Its bi-polar on steroids.

My boss will hoin me if he finds out i drank his coffee.

by ScrotumLick June 5, 2011

proto-hominid

A person dissimilar genetically from Homo Sapiens, lacking critical cognitive skills, the ability to learn from mistakes and devoid of any meaningful verbal ability. Should he or she accidentally breed, their progeny will die out within 2 or 3 generations in a fizzle of hyper-Darwinian evolution.

Quit raggin' on poor old Jolene...her daddy was a proto-hominid and the girl can't help the way she is.

by harry flashman July 6, 2003

HoinK

The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

hoeing around

not knowing what is ok and not to do with other guys while dating

Abby is hoeing around because she just doesn’t know what is ok and not to do with other guys while she’s dating.

by lilnip June 2, 2018

hoeing

To Fry Someone, Make Fun Off, Cap on them

Why you always hoeing me?

by CBallin011 August 6, 2008

hominis

the result of cross breeding a homina with a homino
also known as an extremely cool and sexy kid

Tony: Dam those hominis have a very sex homina for a mom

by dun worry February 11, 2008