Cursed Hot Pocket

A spicy dinner option, but with a twist~ ;)
Choose from flavors such as:
- Nails
- Bam & Bheese
- Obama & Cheese
- Depression
- White Static
- Flintstones Vitamins
- Aquarium Gravel
- The Void

"Come one come all to the greatest dinner option of them all.
Introducing the Cursed Hot Pocket!!11!!!1!"

by Stan Key Bousi June 11, 2020

italian hot pocket

When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets.

I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket!

by Alex Yee v2 February 24, 2009

Alabama hot pocket

A hot pocket from the state of Alabama. Nothing more.

Damn this pepperoni Alabama hot pocket is good

by bruhinator 2000 March 14, 2020

alabama hot pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Shanya decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend performed an alabama hot pocket.

by SWC February 04, 2005

hot pocket

when you shit in someones pocket when they are passed out.

oh man, i got a hot pocket.

by jasen bernthesil March 12, 2008

Hot Pocket

When a girl is going down on a guy and his balls start kickin right before he's about to cum, you shove his balls in his anus and yell "HOT POCKET!"

Im gonna shove my brass in your ass and make a Hot POcket!!!!!!!

by CoCo fo Sho August 20, 2009

florida hot pocket

when a man shits in a girls ass and uses the pooh as lubricant.

he gave me a florida hot pocket so i chopped his dick off

by dimitre, crotchlickmeoff May 06, 2016