white hoss

When you wipe your butt and there is nothing on the toilet paper. Also known as a "clean sweep".

I thought for sure that dump I took was going to be messy, but it was a white hoss!

by rdb November 18, 2007

hoss biff

big biff or bucket biff means extra large part of a womans anatomy

stop sucking that hoss you biff

by nobley May 13, 2005

Hoss Stand

1. n. The scoring device in the sport of Hoss-Toss. The Hosser is bounced into the Hoss Stand to score a Hoss.

The Hoss Stand is where all the action takes place

by Rockmjd23 November 17, 2003

Hoss

Being uncool or extremely gay or nerdy, especially when relating to someones reputation

Dude John, why are you always so Hoss?!

by Joe Kool December 28, 2005

hoss

hopeless; because pele is filtered, words containing -peless turn into -ss.

Its a hoss venture to explain slowing time in a story using solid science

by ZyklonB January 15, 2004

Blue Hoss

1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, at any time a player can attempt a Blue Hoss, which is a Hoss attempt from the Blue Dot. If successfull, that player instantly wins the match and the next match. A player can only attempt this once every 5 matches.

Noone has every even attempted a Blue Hoss

by Rockmjd23 November 18, 2003

Red Hoss

1. n. In the sport of Hoss-Toss, at any time a player can attempt a Red Hoss, which is a Hoss from the Red Dot. If successful, the player automatically wins the World Championship that season and is considered the best Hoss-Tosser for that year no matter what. A player can only attempt one Red Hoss a season.

A Red Hoss is unthinkable in modern times.

by Rockmjd23 November 18, 2003