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Bring Me The Horizon

A deathcore band from Sheffield, UK. The band members are Oliver Sykes (Vocals), Lee Malia (Guitar), Curtis Ward (Guitar), Matt Nichols (Drums), Matt Kean (Bass). Their lyrics are amazing (So is their sound) and it's tragic how their "biggest fans" can't even sing a long to their songs. They get shitty reviews and deserve better ones, If you actually listen to their songs properly and their awesome riffs (Especially on the song Black & Blue) then you'll probably realise they're not as crap as people make out.
Girl: Whoa dude have you heard Bring Me The Horizon's new album, Suicide Season?

Boy: Fuck yes, It's their best album yet, If I could only listen to one album for a year, It would totally be Suicide Season.

Nearby listener: FUCK NO. Bring Me The Horizon are just a bunch of pussy ass scene kids, They give metal a bad name with their floppy hair and shit screams.

Boy && Girl: Actually listen to a song properly, Yeah? -Plays 'Black & Blue'-

Nearby listener: Dude, This is actually a sweet song. I'm going to check out their other songs.
by Sazzie =) December 9, 2008
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Deepwater Horizon

The Deep Water Horizon is a very advanced sexual technique. CAUTION: Attempt at your own risk.

To begin Partner 1 must consumer massive quantities of expired milk, extra spicy salsa, chili, chimichangas and tacos. This is to be washed down with bottle of laxatives.

After sufficient time to process, Partner 1 assumes the 'Spill Position'... laying on their back, legs up and ass in the air.

Partner 2 then assumes the "Top Hat / Top Kill" position, by placing their mouth over Partner 1's anus, forming an air-tight seal.

Partner 1 will then release the contents of their rectum, while Partner 2 attempts to contain the spill.

This technique is general followed by the 'Louisiana Beach', where both partners will lie in bed on top of the anus spewed mess.
He just Deepwater Horizon'd the hell out of that girl!
by DyinRyin July 5, 2010
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Bring Me the Horizon

An amazing, unique, young band from the UK. unfortunatley, their fake wannabe scene "fans" who only like bring me the horizon cause of vocalist oliver sykes' hair give all of BMTH's true fans a bad reputation.

their live shows are amazing.

if you think you're a fan, go listen to: Black&Blue, A Lot Like Vegas, Medusa, & Diamonds Aren't Forever. If you don't like them, you clearly don't like BMTH.

haters; unless you've met everyone in BMTH, don't tell the world that theyre assholes. cause your not changing anyones mind.

fangirls; if you cant name 10 bmth songs (not just from suicide season) don't waste us real fans' time.
wannabe: hay omgz u like bring me the horizon rite?!

real fan: um, yeah. whats ur favorite song.

wannabe: *worries* i forget tha namee. but theyre all soOo hawt!

real fan: *kicks the wannabe's ass*
by xdiamondsarentforever June 22, 2009
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horizontal mood

1. When you are in the mood to just lie down and relax or go to sleep.
2. When you are in the mood to make love or just have raw passionate sex on the bed.
Lacey(wearing her bathrobe after taking a shower): You know Steve, I am so in the horizontal mood right now.
Steve: You're tired? That's understandable after a whole night of dancing together.
Lacey: No, honey, not in the sense of being 'tired.' *giggles* *quickly opens up her bathrobe, revealing her naked body in full glory*
Steve: GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY! *gets it on with Lacey*





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by Mark H November 19, 2004
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bring me the horizon

an amazing band.

Bring Me The Horizon are fast looking like one of the best hopes for the country's underground - playing extreme metalcore that's tighter then the average schoolgirl they back it up with lashings of style; from their bohemian glamcore image to their intense and energetic live-shows they play the part of the effete fashioncore elite and back it up with the kind of music that conspires to turn your hair grey and your blood to ice.
bring me the horizon owns your grandma =o
by josh_loves_you1 December 22, 2005
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bring me the horizon

an awesome band who has alot of fans that only like them for the lead singer oli sykes.
check their myspace or a fansite, most of the comments will probably be about oli and his hair.bring me the horizon.
by cheeznipzryummy April 16, 2008
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horizontal

to be passed out...usually frum drinking but jus plain asleep can qualify also
"I drank so much saturday night, i was totally horizontal all day sunday."
by juss_peachie January 17, 2006
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