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Hoof Mut

A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.
“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”
by Lou Slips October 28, 2023
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Bull Hoof

The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.
Fuck man, my jeans are really crampin’ my balls right now
“Dude, you’re totally bull hoofin’ it!”
by Bullhoofer October 11, 2022
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reindeer hoof

Lisa drew a reindeer hoof x2 but we all knew it was really a penis.
by RJG wordsRus December 1, 2017
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Hoboken Horse Hoof

When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.
I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!
by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025
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Hoof-hearted

An antique word for horny, more appropriate for polite company.
I’m feeling hoof-hearted tonight.

Hey, Netflix and hoof-hearted fun?
by Havesomefun September 27, 2025
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hoofed

When a joint gets side burnt.
“Did you only light one side???”
Yeah man, I accidentally hoofed it.”
by RodrickHeffley420 December 3, 2021
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Hoof draggin bitch

When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.
That hoof draggin bitch is so loud when she goes to bed.
by Urban observer September 17, 2019
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