A condition found in women who ride horses in which their vagina is mutilated by consistantly bashing and bumping it into their saddle while they ride a horse.
“Every crazy horse girl I’ve ever slept with has a pussy that looks like someone tries to squeeze way too much clay into a tiny egg cup.”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”
“Yeah bro all the horse girls have hoof mut, get used to it”
by Lou Slips October 28, 2023

The male version of a cameltoe. When your balls are so tight in your jeans that it has the appearance of a bull hoof.
by Bullhoofer October 11, 2022

by RJG wordsRus December 1, 2017

When you are about to get multiball and some shitfucker hits you in the grundle with a double knuckle screw job.
I was ass deep in a game of Godzilla when some shitfucker blasted me with a full on Hoboken Horse Hoof! I had to go to the emergency urologist!
by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025

by Havesomefun September 27, 2025

by RodrickHeffley420 December 3, 2021

When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.
by Urban observer September 17, 2019
