homiesexual

the dumbest thing ever that isnt real

guy 1: im homiesexual
guy 2: actually just stfu thats so annoying

by sammyhamham January 21, 2022

Homiesexual

When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.

Henry's walking weird this morning... Must've ran into a homiesexual

by bilbobaghins November 30, 2021

Homiesexual

1 - It’s not gay if it’s with the bois
2 - An act of making sexual jokes with the bois
3 - Karl

Yo it’s only Homiesexual

by thetophatman October 9, 2021

Homiesexual

Usually, two guys who are way too close to be just friends but don't wanna seem gay

Dude have you seen Nathan and John! they're definitely gay!
-No way, There just homiesexual its not gay..

by LeoTheGayBoy November 5, 2021

homiesexual

Homiesexual. Can be taken two ways.

1. Doing affectionate things for the boys in a non-homosexual way. This is why people say no homo.

2. A thot that claims she’s one of the bros but only says that so people don’t know she’s tryna fuck them.

1. person one: bruh that’s gay

person two: nahhh i’m just homiesexual

2. person one: dude that chick is such a thot!! she tried to get with 5/6 of her “bros”

person two: yeah man she a homiesexual bitch!

by brofuckingimagine December 18, 2019

homiesexual

having sexual/ romantic feelings or desires for you homies (friends). common among middle school boys from the ages 12-14.

friend 1: hey sexy
random person: thats gay
friend 2 (who friend 1 was talking to): no hes homiesexual

by lexium999 February 7, 2022

Homiesexual

Typically refers to a straight guy who is very affectionate to his same sex friends, or is willing to do sexual favours for them.

1: are you and john a couple? you two act pretty gay together
2: nah we're just homiesexual

by scgb.23 May 25, 2020