Jewish Holiday

You tried to kill us, we won, so lets eat

hanukkah, passover, rosh hashannah, purim, shabbat, and all the rest i forgot to mention

by jewness April 25, 2005

Serbian Holiday

A day free from work that a Serb must have to visit his family or relatives in county jail, local mental hospital, lunatic asylum, subhuman mental institution etc,

SmellyChetno: Boss, i need a weekend a off for my Serbian Holiday, I wanna go to Holland.

BloodyAlbo: Why would u wanna go to Amsterdam & do drugs, shagg prostittues, while you can do that in your enclave of Grachanica?

SmellyChetno: No man, I have to go visit my family in Hague War Crimes Tribunal.

by Ramush"Rambo"Haradini January 06, 2011

holiday friends

friends with whom your entire social interaction is based on seeing them at special occasions.

I don't remember the last time I saw Jessica. I think it was on Fat Tuesday, or wait, was it on Memorial Day? Nah, maybe it was New Years? I'm not sure, maybe all of them, I guess we're holiday friends.

by Philosophistry February 21, 2010

holiday rambler

After receiving oral sex from a female the man ejaculates into a glass of eggnog which the female will then drink.

Hey Suzy did you enjoy your holiday rambler?

by Goldy_5 April 07, 2011

Polish Holiday

A day at work when the boss/supervisor is at home or absent.

Tom: My good co-worker friend Nick, did you hear? The Boss isn't coming in today!
Nick: Sweet. Polish Holiday!

Ken: Break out the Kielbasa and Pierogies

by tdood August 18, 2009

holiday squeezin

noun. Constipation from excessive overeating during Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year, etc. celebrations. Most frequently used as a phrase: "it's the holiday squeezin". Pun on popular holiday song.

Hours of turkey feasting with family led to me stuck in the bathroom; my mother became worried, but my brother reassured her that it was merely the holiday squeezin.

by Ralph Wilkerson December 27, 2004

happy holidays

A phrase made by stupid people trying to be politicly correct, which drives a further gap between races, and religions, classes, etc.

"Happy Holidays" banners in stores should be changed, into a different banner for every holiday. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Hanukka!" "Joyus Kwanzaa!" "Have a Rockin' Ramadon!", and whatever else I may be forgetting

by Fantastic Dan November 22, 2005