Holden

HOLDEN DEEZ NUTZ!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1: Do you know Holden?
Person 2: No, who is it?
Person 1: HOLDEN DEEZ NUTZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymoose 360 NO SCOPE 69420 March 7, 2022

Holden

gay femboy; bad at overwatch; virgin; and gay.

Ben: "You're such a Holden."
Klaus: "What does that mean?"
Ben: "A femboy, virgin who plays overwatch."

by klaus311 February 9, 2025

Holden

A person who has a monster dong.

Jarry: Yo it's Holden!
Shaniqua: omg he literally has such a big dong.

by Holdengoons69 December 10, 2023

Holden

Holden is the hottest guy you'll ever meet. He's sweet a great cowboy, and you'll be lucky to meet him. Some people think he's immature but deep down he's been through so much drama that he's the most mature in your friend group. He acts gay but really he falls in love with older women.

Who is that dude?
Oh that's just Holden he's really hot.

by Mynameisn'tHolden July 17, 2021

Holden bloodfeast

A satirical character that rose to prominence in meme culture in the wake of the Israel-Hamas conflict of 2023, republican congressman Holden Bloodfeast, portrayed as a 118 year old "respectable bipartisan" from Iowa who "just wants to nuke Iran", stereotypes older, neoconservative republicans who stand out because of their extremely hawkish foreign policy. Some politicians, like US Senator Lindsey Graham, have been compared to the character in online discourse because of their support for harsh stances towards Iran.

Have you read what Graham said about Iran? Dude is literally Holden Bloodfeast

by Saag-Hon de Snuts January 18, 2024

Holden

The realist motherfucker you'll ever meet.
He is a funny down to earth stoner and can pull like no one's business.
He is 6ft tall with a giant penis.

Holden is him
Holden is that guy
Get used to it

by The real Joe Gatto October 14, 2022

Holden Hands

Refers to either:

(1) What a starry-eyed bachelor loves doin' wif all da pretty girls whom he meets in Bangor-Brewer's southeastern satellite-town.

(2) A caring-hearted group of community volunteers in said twin-city suburb.

I love helping da less-privileged and physically/emotionally-infirm members of da human race, so I signed up wif Holden Hands. Da work was indeed totally satisfying and rewarding; da only prob was dat whenever I was paired wif one or more cutie-chick volunteers to perform community-assistance tasks, I always wanted to just "cuddle 'n' snuggle" wif said friendly adorable blinky-eyed damsels all day, and so we'd never get any work done --- kinda difficult to do much of anything when a marshmallow-hearted guy is cradling you on his lap, cooingly interlacing his fingers wif yers, and savoringly flexing yer toes and kneading yer arches and heels. Fortunately we were able to brainstorm a solution dat was palatable for all parties --- da lovely ladies smilingly agreed to let me rub their pretty feet during our lunch hours (oh, they loved "holden hands" wif me, too, of course --- da reason dat they were giving me access to just their tootsies during dat period was merely so dat their hands would be free to maneuver their food to their mouths), and then sit wif me after da workday was done for more misty-eyed foot-massages and hand-holding. So my being able to always gleefully look forward to said extremities-sharing delights kept me contented and happy throughout da workday, and thus allowed us all to perform our assigned duties without interruption.

by QuacksO March 1, 2023