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hobo's kiss

When water splashes back up and spritzes your a-hole after taking a dump in a public toilet.
"I had no other choice, so I had to take a number 2 in the mall bathroom. Unfortunately, I heard the familiar plop that could only be followed by a hobo's kiss. I now have some sort of ass disease, I'm sure of it."
by Clark Van Pants January 5, 2010
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Executive Hobo

A well dressed urban hobo that uses his better dressed and well kempt appearance to disarm those who they come upon before they panhandle a smoke, some cash or a beer from you.
"Wow man, that guy was an Executive hobo - I thought it was just some old guy hangin out in the park and making conversation but he asked me for one of my beers, some change and your Mom's phone number"!
I only gave him your Mom's number.
by Frank "Chili" Sanchez Hungwell September 20, 2006
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War hobo

A Minecraft player who plays for the sole purpose of PvP and fighting. Always uses a netherite axe or sword with strength II potions and harming arrows available at all times.
Player: ur a war hobo
Player2: cringe
by apiots June 16, 2021
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Hobo Bagging

Hobo Bagging

1. To place your alcohol bottle in a brown paper bag.

2. To insult a person of dubious residential status
Are you "Hobo Bagging" that bottle of hooch?
by @JameySuede September 15, 2010
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hobo tan

The toilet-shaped hickey you get when you sit on the toilet for two long.
I was on the toilet so long i got a really bad hobo tan.
by General Ray November 17, 2021
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hobo lemonade

When you are either too broke or cheap to order a real drink, you ask the waitress for a glass of water with a slice of lemon. You then squeeze the lemon slice into the water and add sugar to make hobo lemonade.
I wanted a soft drink, but this place charges $2.95. Guess my broke ass will be drinking hobo lemonade again.
by Shan-Wow January 3, 2012
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Hobo gifting

The art of stealing your freinds shit to give it to a hobo
"Joe you done with that drink? No cool here you go hobo" hobo gifting
by The3amigos September 23, 2016
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