When a male identifying person with hairy feet puts a toe in their, consenting, sexual partners butt.
The person I brought home from the bar last night was so kinky they asked me to give them a dirty hobbit.
by OGDH September 9, 2022
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Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.
Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.
Bob: Where did Sandra and Jolene go?
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.
by Baylemtree August 4, 2011
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During sexual intercourse the male pulls out shoots his hot steamy load in her eye and then savagely kicks her in the shin: One Eyed Hobbling Pirate
by Bob Dylab June 20, 2016
Get the one eyed hobbling pirate mug.1. The little people from Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings
2. Also characters you can be in Dungeons and Dragons.
3. also known as halfling
2. Also characters you can be in Dungeons and Dragons.
3. also known as halfling
by Lindsey April 27, 2004
Get the hobbitz mug.The evolutionary stage of the camel toe whereupon the labia minora sprouts hair, cuticles, and callouses in defense against long vaginal walks and toe-stomping orcs. The result is a vagina that closely resembles a hobbit foot, most commonly Frodo's left.
"Bro, so like...I'm totally getting ready to penetrate, and then I get kicked and get this major gash down the underside of my shaft. The chick had a hobbit toe!"
by Justin Norman January 19, 2009
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Sexual act. Best not to do this if you want a relationship. This act is performed by having anal sex with the individual, cumming in her ass as many times as you can. When you are finished, kick her 4-5 times in one shin. While she is off-balance, direct her to the nearest door. When she's outside, then lock it. As she hobbles around screaming her displeasure, her act of bending over or holding her shin up will cause her to leak cum from her butt. Letting her in or forcing her to walk home like this is totally optional.
Sexual act. Best not to do this if you want a relationship. This act is performed by having anal sex with the individual, cumming in her ass as many times as you can. When you are finished, kick her 4-5 times in one shin. While she is off-balance, direct her to the nearest door. When she's outside, then lock it. As she hobbles around screaming her displeasure, her act of bending over or holding her shin up will cause her to leak cum from her butt. Letting her in or forcing her to walk home like this is totally optional.
"I heard a lot of noises next door last night, and after taking a peek, I discovered my neighbor was giving his girl a Hobbling Whore."
"I gave Mia a Hobbling Whore, because I wanted to break up, but I've never been good with words."
"I gave Mia a Hobbling Whore, because I wanted to break up, but I've never been good with words."
by Smack Everything1 May 2, 2010
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1. a short, evil-mannered female who sustains her life by destroying the happiness of others and converting it into sexual pleasure.
2. a bitch that resembles a hobbit.
3. any short filipino woman who takes pleasure in emasculating men and collecting shiny objects, especially those that can be jammed into the drive of a PS2.
4. any short woman named Roxanne.
NOTE: I created this word myself: it is the bastard child of the words hobbit (from the Lord of the Rings -- short, furry humanoids with big feet and a love of weed) and bitch(a short, furry human with big feet and a trendy "love" for weed to impress people)
also see: succubus
1. a short, evil-mannered female who sustains her life by destroying the happiness of others and converting it into sexual pleasure.
2. a bitch that resembles a hobbit.
3. any short filipino woman who takes pleasure in emasculating men and collecting shiny objects, especially those that can be jammed into the drive of a PS2.
4. any short woman named Roxanne.
NOTE: I created this word myself: it is the bastard child of the words hobbit (from the Lord of the Rings -- short, furry humanoids with big feet and a love of weed) and bitch(a short, furry human with big feet and a trendy "love" for weed to impress people)
also see: succubus
by thomas_giggling_at_the_fatties_at_the_party September 7, 2005
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