harrison

a really nice guy who likes to be noshed off by hoovers especially dysons

Harrison dicked his hoover

by harrisonthehoover October 2, 2019

harrison

Most likely Konner's twin, the ugly twin with a receding hairline and freckles all over. He was a deep scary voice but the intellect of a 11 year old

That harrison is so ugly man.

by kbentsen September 28, 2018

harrison

ugly af, has retarded ears, dates anorexic horse bitches and loves to play minecraft while wanking with his chode.

harrison is a faggot that uses a dell computer

by dick faggot 1 August 15, 2019

harrison osterfield

Harrison Osterfield is also known as the guy who taught us how to cut hot bread when no one else did. He's the best, most talented at cutting hot bread.

"Hi I'm Harrison Osterfield and I'm gonna teach you how to cut hot bread!"

by SpideySarah February 22, 2017

George Harrison

Sexiest, most skinny man who ate everything.

John: Were's my chocolate.
Paul: George Harrison ate it.
John:How is he so skinny?

by rogert dant June 18, 2011

Dhani Harrison

son of George Harrison of the Beatles, he is a man who has a splitting features of his father. He has a band called thenewno2 and completed George's final album, Brainwashed.

Dhani Harrison is incredibly laid back, really cool, and talented in his own way.

by free...as a bird June 14, 2009

paul harrison

The ultimate hoomer.He is from Philadelphia and he doesn’t understand California lingo. He only celebrates Halloween and St. Patrick’s Day even though he had a catholic up bringing because he went to catholic school for 12 years. He loves to advocate for the greater good and he is a Girl Up stan. Writing is very important to him and he believes most kids can’t write good college admissions essays. Doesn’t like being beaten. He loves his UCLA English professor and he loves Greta Thunberg. He really likes Starbucks and peanut m&ms even though he is on a diet. He wears his black air force ones while he roasts students. On a good windy day he likes to fly his kite and take pictures of birds and other objects. Everywhere he goes, he brings his yellow water bottle with tea and wears his leather jacket. In his classroom, he has the one and only ping pong table and a small basketball hoop. Overall, a chill person.

Person A: Who’s the new person?
Person B: It’s Paul Harrison.
Person A: Why doesn’t he celebrate Christmas? I thought he was catholic?

by GummieUnicorns January 20, 2020