Hanzer

The waddle of embarrassment that follows when someone shits themself in public. Usually accompanied by a hand stuck between their legs.

You just did a hanzer, you loser!

by OtherJesus June 1, 2015

Hansen

Tall, amazing, and beautiful gorl who has a heart of gold and a smile that lights up the world. She has a cute little nose that looks adorable when she's upset, and has the most adorable Spock ear you will ever see. She's amazing, and a person that deserves the best in life from everyone.

look see that gorl hansen

by HeccYou March 18, 2019

Haneen

An Iraqi girl that hates on a real nigga too much. Also talks a lot of shit. Fake ass nicki Minaj fan and she’s a tranny

You’re a haneen that’s tuff my g

by Whitney the Iraqi July 8, 2019

Hansen-Staggs

(adjective): to act in a foolish nature that causes harm to your body and/or your surroundings

Stop acting so hansen-staggs.

by Johnny Smarts February 26, 2008

hazenlazin

The original sex god of said to be Puerto Rico, this word was invented in the AD After Death

The sex god of PR, hazenlazin

by __UrbanDictionary101__ August 18, 2008

Hanken

Hanken. The act of smiling from the outside whilst crying from the inside.

Dude1: Look at Seb. He is the happiest man on the planet! Has a new car, holiday booked and it seems like he is banging a new chick every weekend.

Dude2: Nah man - If you look closely enough you can see he is hanken like a pro..

Seb Hankhankhankhankhank

Seb:

by DutchSeb June 17, 2018

Hansened

When somebody has been/is being hansened, that means that they have died and people who were never close to them when they were alive lie about being close to them when they were alive. Most of the time, the reason for people hansening is to gain popularity or becoming close to the said dead person's family or friends.

Person 1: Yo, dude, did you hear about that guy who got hansened?
Person 2: You mean Connor Murphy?
Person 1: Yeah dude, I heard that he got hansened pretty badly!

by TheTiniestSlushie November 15, 2017