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Hangin Ten

Carl: What's up John Martin? How've you been?

John Martin: Just hangin ten 24/7.
by Agent0010 October 27, 2008
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Hows your hammer hanging?

Means how are you? Hows your dick? Hows your sex life? All rolled into one question.
by Judge dredd7 April 10, 2011
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Hania

Very hot sexy girl very loving makes her boyfriend pleased at all times never leaves his side Hania and Haris would go together perfectly.
Hania is perfect!
by Sleiam September 25, 2019
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hanging wedgie

when someone puts rope threw the leg holes in you underwear and then hangs it on a high place thus leaving u suppended in the air.
my friends parents were going 2 b out on vacation 4 like 2 weeks. so i go over his house and he is same age as me but alot stronger. we had decided 2 go work out in his basement. and as i am doing pull ups he pantsed me and exposed my boxers, so wen i go 2 pull back up my shorts he gave me a huge wedgie. he took some rope he had and hung me from the pull up bar which is 5ft off the ground. (i am only 4'5) and kept pulling until i was susspened 2ft off the ground. he then left and kept me up there. 3hrs went by and my ass was killing me and so were my balls. then he came back and he tied my hands 2gether and my feet 2gether. then he was yanking on my legs increaseing the pain. then he lowered me until just my toes were off the ground. then gave me titi twisters 4 like 10mins. then repeatedly kicked me in the balls. after that he decided 2 move me 2 the 8ft tall pull up bar and kept pulling on the rope until i was 4 ft off the ground btw my hands and feet are still tied 2gether. then he untied the rope, and would pull me 2 the top then let go of the rope then just b4 i hit the ground he would grab the rope again thus giving me a boucing wedgie. after about 1hr of that, he tied me then continued the hanging wedgie.and my boxers still havent ripped! now i've been in a wedgie 4 over 5hrs.t then he yanked the wedgie out of my ass and put dirt, sand, grass, and pine cones in my boxers then gave me another hangin wedgie with all that stuff in there. another hr goes by and he comes back and says "time for the speaky clean wedgie" which is were u give some 1 a reg. wedgie than a melvin and it "cuts" the ass crack. he repeated this about 20times. then gave me another wedgie. now it has been 7hrs that i've been in this wedgie. my hands and feet r still tied up. by now it was 12am and i asked him if i could come out yet and he sed no ur gonna sleep in it. now i was like damn im in so much pain. but i eventually fell asleep. and wen i woke up he sed its titi twister time again. and he gave my titi twisters with plyers. omfg that f***** hurt!!!!!!!! then he sed i am determined 2 rip ur boxers. so he is yanking on my legs. and 0mins of yanking on my legs go by and they still havent ripped. he sed ok.....lemme try this and he tied something 2 my feet and was yanking on that as hard as he could. and finally after being in a wedgie 4 17 hrs my boxers finally ripped and he let me go. it took me 30mins 2 dig that 1 out. then as i was walking up stairs he came out and gave me more titi twisters and kickd me in the balls then sed i am dne now.
by the wedgied September 19, 2009
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hanging vedgie

Like a vedgie only once the girl has her thong in a vedgie the elastic is used to lift her off the groun and hang her up on a coatpeg or doorknob or the likes.
my boyfriend hung me in a hanging vedgie to teach me a lesson and god did it hurt i was there for three hours before my thong broke

the above actually happened
by Zelda March 27, 2005
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Handitard

Someone who is actually NOT handicapped or retarded, but through his deliberate ineptitude and lameness gives off the impression that he is BOTH handicapped AND retarded.
Jack: Dude, I think I'll vote for Hillary Clinton for President.
John: Dude, you're a handitard.
by Azi F April 4, 2007
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hanging low

1) not going out, hanging out in a private setting as opposed to a public night on the town.

2) when a man feels a physical need to have sex due to a built-up accumulation of sexual fluids.
I'm hanging low tonight baby so let's forget about your prom and hang low at my place so we can get it on and you can graduate to a new level of extacy!
by G. Atkinsoni August 8, 2006
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