Helen Keller Handjob 

1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad

Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad

Helen Keller Handjob by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008

Devil's Handjob 

when someone rips off your penis

i told my girlfriend to back the fuck off last night on facebook, she's gonna give me a devil's handjob at school tomorrow! SHIT

Devil's Handjob by aklfjshkdjae'ds;ao' January 28, 2011

The Shading Handjob Correlation 

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

The Shading Handjob Correlation by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009

Chinese Handjob 

When a man receives a handjob from a person wielding chop sticks

Chen got a Chinese Handjob from his friend, Li.

Chinese Handjob by twofourjizzkins September 19, 2011

Cutter's Handjob 

The act of cutting one's palm and giving their male partner a hand job, using the blood as lube.

Dude! You know that goth chick we met last night? Well after the party, we went out back, and she totally fucking cut her palm open! Then she grabbed my dick and gave me a good ol' fashion Cutter's Handjob .

Cutter's Handjob by Captain Rummidew June 10, 2010

ego handjob 

<Noun>
An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.

Two people exchanging ego handjobs:
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."

ego handjob by Armchair007 December 25, 2011

Kimchi Handjob 

1. When an act of penile masturbation results in the owner of the fleshy appendage feeling "sour" or "spicy" - usually because of mechanically induced hyperkeratosis lesions on the giver (and subsequently on the receiver) of the manual stimulation. This assault on a friendly weapon can result in the penis looking like a plate of kimchi.

2. When one uses Kimchi as lube before doing the five finger knuckle shuffle

1. "Seth went home with that hot chick that works down at the docks and she gave him a kimchi handjob - his monster is raw."

2. "Oh, that mixed smell of fermented napa cabbage, daikon radish, scallions, Korean red pepper powder, fish sauce, fresh ginger, garlic cloves & salted shrimp? Yeah, that's my junk. Last night I got a Kimchi Handjob."

Kimchi Handjob by Dr. Michael Mancini August 30, 2013