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Hansbrough Shuffle

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Dance created and perfected by UNC basketball players when they get the ball underneath the basket.
Look at that third rate player doing the Hansbrough Shuffle because he obviously doesn't know that he has to dribble the ball when he moves his feet... what a queer!!
by QBB March 1, 2007
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Hanselgruber

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A VERY stereotypical german person, but not a nazi. Like, a brautwurst eating bavarian type motherfucker.
Man, that Otto from Malcolm in the middle was such a Hanselgruber.
by Rickey Astley March 8, 2010
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hansoning

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The act of posting a media item (such as a meme, video, or joke) in a group on social media where the same media item has already been posted repeatedly.
"Haha guys, check out this meme that's totally new to me!"

"Dude, quit hansoning. This is the seventh time that's been posted."
by sockpuppetvader September 26, 2017
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The c o o m monster, 2D foot gladiator, and weeb. Flies planes and makes rad ass maps, they say for a game where you fake being a nation for shits and giggles. Someone named this is definitely a monster that has unlimited power, they say.
"Dude, have you heard, there's a Hansdeltania that moved on the street"
"I know, I walked into him looking at 2d feet whilst flying a plane and updating a fictional map for some game. What a fellow."
by noone232 August 4, 2020
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nolan hansen

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Nolan Hansen is a member of the mrbeast team. He is 23 and friends with karl jacobs, mrbeast, chandler and many more!
Me: “Hey do you know who nolan is?”
Them: “No?”
Me: “nolan hansen! He is the best mrbeast member ofcourse! look at innitfx’s edits”
by idklololololololol October 4, 2021
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Cool Story Hansel

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A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.

The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.

It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.

Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."

Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
by Ksbunker March 27, 2007
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Professor Hans Jerkov

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Slang normally used to denote the act of masturbation.
You saw the mess he did with his... addiction?
Yeah, apparently he consulted Professor Hans Jerkov.
by Polaris Alpha April 25, 2010
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