Hauling Ass

1. To run faster then you usually do.

Me and Tyre was hauling ass when we saw 5-0 the other day! That shit was cray!

by She Crute or Nah July 1, 2014

haulgh

A sound effect that someone makes when they are getting choked or yanked really hard and quick.

"Yo, dude...the other day I was going to skip class and as I was sneaking out or the classroom...the teacher grabbed the back of my hair and pulled me back in the room. It hurt! I was like.........haulgh!!!"

by Freddie Morello October 12, 2006

Hauled Balls

To speed; going faster than what is considered the norm.

"Holy shit Batman! That dude just hauled balls passed us! Let's go catch that fucker! Bahahahahaha"

by DviousV April 29, 2011

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)

A fart that travels up the entire length of one's buttcrack before "sputtering", "squealing" or going "pop, pop, pop" once it reaches the lower back. This generally occurs when in a sitting position, especially on leather or vinyl.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart) scenario#1:"Man, I gotta fart, but there's so many people in the car.. I'll just ease one out..Uh, oh! UH OH! "Squeeeeeeeeeal, POP!" Oops.

The Long Haul Trucker (Fart)"scenario#2: "Oh my God, I've been standing here listening to my boss yammer on for 15min, and man, I totally gotta shit! I'll just squeeze my cheeks a little harder..oh no.."Slide..sputter!, sputter!, sputter!"

by CarridesthroughAZ September 5, 2012

homo sex haul

a typo but also a youtube video where a person describes all of the recent gay sex they have had.

Did you see Sarah Croce's most recent homo sex haul?

by brooms January 14, 2016

mexican u-haul

a really shitty, old pickup truck that has random junk piled at least three feet over the cab, so as to make the shape of a U-Haul truck.

hey look at that mexican U-Haul two lanes over!

by everyonesgrudge August 3, 2008

haul

To exceed the entertainment level beyond the point of overdosing on adrenaline.

"Dude! you hauled that sign. Never seen a deer haul as a weapon"

by Eli Dames August 19, 2007