Pussy Hurt

to get angry or offended by something small and pity

Person one: Don't you think that shirt is a little to expensive?

Person two: What are you trying to say, that I'm poor or something?

Person one: Okay sorry dont get all pussy hurt.

by DivineTrash March 07, 2009

Hurts to live

A vicious hangover induced by a night of drinking heavily.

Guy wakes up, feels his head

Guy : "Oh, God, It hurts to live!"

by Evil-Boy June 25, 2006

Everybody Hurts

a hilarious book pretty much defining the Do's and Dont's and a guide to emo culture. must-read!!

it's even more funny if you know someone who thinks they are all 0mGz eM0, and have at least broken about 11 of the DO NOT sections. =P

(on the back cover of Everybody Hurts) "It's all true, we all know it's true, and that's why this book is not only hilarious but absolutely genius." haha

by emilyyeah May 07, 2007

Dick Hurt

when someone gets upset at a statement or act that was done to them.

That shirt does not look right on you. Don't get all dick hurt about it! Just change it!

by A cool person :) October 21, 2011

pussy hurt

n. a sensation of pleasure so good it hurts

Jim: "I had already came, but she kept riding me until I coudn't see straight."
Tammy: "She put the pussy hurt down on you!"

by BtheWordMakerV2 January 23, 2010

hurt locker

One of the frontrunners for Best Picture in Sunday's Academy Awards ceremony is Kathryn Bigelow's tense depiction of a U.S. bomb squad unit in Iraq, The Hurt Locker. The movie's official website says of the title, "In Iraq, it is soldier vernacular to speak of explosions as sending you to 'the hurt locker."
In fact, like so much American military slang, hurt locker (along with related hurt expressions) dates back to the Vietnam War.
By Ben Zimmer

"In Iraq, it is soldier vernacular to speak of explosions as sending you to 'the hurt locker."

by maestross March 08, 2010

Buff Hurt

The act of becoming butt hurt due to excessive buffering while attempting to load or watch a youtube video, movie, or porn.

This video is taking forever to load, I'm getting soooo Buff Hurt!

by WallySparx August 29, 2013