by evilbeotch August 6, 2010

Used to describe any situation where being straightforward and efficient with a task/activity is to miss the point of the task/activity. Can also be used to describe the behavior of someone who is trying to be straightforward and efficient with a task/activity and is thus missing the point of that task/activity. Coined by Paul Conway (@iampaulconway) in a 2024 viral short.
Kurt Vonnegut: Well, I’m going to buy an envelope.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.
Kurt Vonnegut‘s Wife: You’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in the closet.
Kurt Vonnegut: Hush, I’m not Doordashing Hooters here, dear.
by jarebear<3 May 2, 2024

by lollipops82sj August 14, 2021

1. Damn dude, after that good sex last night she made me some hooter breakfast in the morning!
2. I woke up to the fresh smell of bacon, went downstairs and found my girl in almost nothing, making me a hooter breakfast.
3. Last night I spent the night at my friends and we woke up to his wife making hooter breafast.
2. I woke up to the fresh smell of bacon, went downstairs and found my girl in almost nothing, making me a hooter breakfast.
3. Last night I spent the night at my friends and we woke up to his wife making hooter breafast.
by Antonio_Love69 March 26, 2010

Benny Hooters is a gay German strip club which is based scattered around mainly in Germany but also Russia. The club is owned by Benny Hooter. The is open from 22:00 till 07:00. The club is known for its reckless behaviour and its party times at 3am.
by BennyHooter May 27, 2018

1. "Duuude, look at those hooters on that girl"
2. "Where's the hooter, I wanna do some knife hits of this thc oil"
2. "Where's the hooter, I wanna do some knife hits of this thc oil"
by Lmaookwhatever July 27, 2018
