twitter handle

A retarded way of saying 'twitter username'.

"What's your twitter handle?"
"...If you mean my username, it's ___."

by mountaingirl March 16, 2014

Wham Handle

Getting A Wham Chew Bar & Rapping It Around Your Manly Parts Letting Part of The Bar Remain Unwrapped Usually To Masturbate With.

Man 1:Getting Some Wham Bars From Sids.
Man 2:Why?
Man 1:Gonna Wham Handle Myself When I Get Home.

by Wham1992 January 16, 2009

handle bars

a xanex bar a presctiption pill for pain but also sold on tha street. Makes u feel real good.

so my nigga we gon ride them handle bars and sip on that lean

by nina dice June 09, 2006

handle job

You shit on a rolled up newspaper and spackle it underneath the driver's side car door handle so the person has to stick their hand in shit to get in their car.

"On my last day, I'm gonna give my boss' Mercedes a handle job because he is a fuckin' douchebag."

by Wade 4:20 October 11, 2006

Nigger Handle

The handle you see on the steering wheel of an 18 wheeled truck, or large school bus.

WOAH! Luckly he had a nigger handle installed or he wouldnt have been able to make that turn!

by MW's Don Vito February 26, 2009

Shipping and Handling

The amount of cash added to the price of marijuana for moving it.

Dave: 60 bucks for mids?! I don't think so!
Walter: Chill your nuts! It's an extra 5 for shipping and handling 'cuz i gotta move this shit.

by suburbania January 21, 2011

artificial handling

When an employee pretends to work an assignment or file by putting some bullshit notes in the file, but never really works on it. This gives the appearance that the assignment, case or project is moving forward. Ultimately the case is not resolved.

This file looks like artificial handling. Nobody was ever contacted but the notes show their were multiple attempts to contact.

Notes: Called Party A, no answer, left message. Called Party B, too busy to talk. Waiting for additional information from the parties.

by cjgarcia20 March 24, 2011