Hairy Muff

When your going down on a girl and you find out she hasnt shaved her pussy in years.

Guy 1: Yo did you get with that chick last night?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm still trying to get hair out of my mouth.
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: She had one hairy muff.

by Muff master 69 March 9, 2019

Hairy Hound

V: The act of fucking someone up the ass and spitting on his or her back. Then when they turn around you blow your load in their face and show them your pubes while howling.
N: A fluffy dog.

Jordan Hairy Hounded Amanda

by Frank Sinatra February 19, 2007

Hairy Jane

When you sprinkle a pubic hair onto a blunt of marijuana

Hey Brandon wanna light up a Hairy Jane

by YouKnowMeV2 July 21, 2021

Hairy Volcano

When a woman with a hairy snatch stands on her head and squirts skyward.

My girlfriend's hairy volcano hit the ceiling and she's making me clean it up!

by Rocketeer814 February 4, 2012

Hairy Butthole

A smooth butt covered in obnoxiously scratchy hair with piled up fungus growing in the crevices.

Boy: Daddy can you groom my hairy butthole?
Dad: Bend over my knee, son.
Boy: My Barbie comb is over there *points to pink, glittery comb*
Dad: Your butt crack looks like chewbacca! We have to make it look good for picture day!

by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022

Hairy Sausage

when you say you have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage but people read it wrong and think you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage.

"I have a Yorkie that looks like a hairy sausage"
"I didn't know that was a breed"
"you've never heard of a Yorkie?"

"oh wait... I thought you said you have a Yorkie AND a hairy sausage"

by iAmALesbean July 26, 2016

Hairy Neck

A long, necked hairy man who teenage girls find attractive.

OMG Britney a hairy neck is coming our way!! Get his number!

by Molly Morris September 7, 2019