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gunsel

An ancient term used in the 30's, but coming back in vouge on the west coast, meaning a little man carrying a gun - similar to flunky or a member of a posse.
"Why you cheap little gunsel, he sent you to do his dirty work."
by Dick Weed March 7, 2005
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gisele bundchen

The hottest, and also the highest paid supermodel in the world. Also used when describing the body or overall demeanour of an extremely beautiful woman.
That girl's rockin' a Gisele Bundchen body!

It feels like i'm with Gisele Bundchen when i'm with her.
by Sandroh November 2, 2007
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Publishing guidelines

What your mom did to you
by Jack in 480p January 26, 2022
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Guiseppi

Guiseppi (n) was thought to have come from the ancient Greek word 'Guzebi' which loosely translates into 'The Sex,' or even more loosely into 'Volunteer Porn Star.'
However, due to recent study of the Guiseppi artifact (by at least one real scientist), it has been presumed that, it also means 'Comedian to rule them all,' 'God,' and 'Professional Porn Star.'
Some people also believe that the word is a Hybrid of the English word 'Mississippi (River),' and 'Guis,' (Dutch for cool), Thus giving the word the meaning 'Flowing Coolness.'
But the name actually came from the Simpsons, like all good things.
Example of Humor:
<Guiseppi> "Hey guys, just noticed something...
Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" is the 6th most viewed video on Youtube...
And Chris Brown's "With You" is 4th most viewed.
I guess Chris Brown beats Rihanna."

Example of God-like-ness and Humor:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you God?
<Guiseppi> Yeah.
But there's a twist...
I'm real!

Example of Sex-ness and contribution to society (No humour, that Porn is no laughing matter. It's a very pleasurable matter), and appreciation of other people's jokes:
<esay> Guiseppi, are you a Professional Porn Star or a Volunteer Porn Star?
<Guiseppi> Hahahahahahaha!
I'm a volunteer,.
I don't believe I should get money for that.
I do it because I love the feeling of helping people.

(Turns out the loose translation was right... what a deal! (Goes off to watch free Guiseppi Porn)).
by esay002 May 10, 2009
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Giselle

A beautiful girl with lots of intentions. Has many friends around her, (she just doesnt know it). Secretly evryone older than her thinks she is absolutly perfect. She has amazing features and can make anytime a happy time.

Yet also the mosts stuck up snoot ever. She will backstab you and tell all your secrets. Dont trust her with any deep secrets.
Woah dude did you see that chick?
Yea mann, thats Giselle, a total beauty.
Ill say..
by Urbndictnary March 12, 2010
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Guinells

Nickname for someone who looks alot like a Guineapig.

Common features of a 'Guinells' include:
A guineapig muzzle.
Huge, paw like hands.
Fluffy, black hair.
Cute, guineapig brown eyes.
A snout/button nose.

A Guinells will often deny the fact he looks like a guineapig, cause he doesn't wanna look like a sissy.
Girl: Awww Guinells is so cute!

Guinells: Dude, shut the hell up!
by Schmarmite April 16, 2010
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geiselle

geiselle is the most ratchet, basic, ho ass bitch you will ever meet.

She is usually in black or galaxy print leggins
with timberlands and mc donalds $1 coffee in a starbucks tumbler.
Darius: hey dood his u see tht girl geiselle

quintana: who the one in the black legginz
by bossassbitch14 April 23, 2014
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