Burnt grits

Fecal matter left on penis with a gritty dark looking appearance.

after I got done f****** my sister in the ass I fell asleep and woke up with a bunch of burnt grits on my dick.

by Pony tank 69 October 13, 2019

Cheese Grits

when your name is (Jakeir Klutch Moody) and drink to much of Blades, moonshine and proform a magic trick by eating chicken and fries into and Regurgitating back up into Cheese Grits.

Klutch is a young buck and can't hold his liquor, so he makes cheese grits from his mouth.

by LIL_J,JAXDEUCES September 1, 2020

Nut Grits

When you nut in the butt and they take a nutty shit into your mouth.

She gave me ye 'ol nut grits when I went to lick her ass.

by Nut Grits March 19, 2021

Its grits

When you ask somebody to do it and they said noo

Can you can over for my birthday nah its grits homie

by Double004prezz March 3, 2024

calm yo grits

The hermit crab version of calm yo tits.
Used by protective parents, some kids never grow out of it.

I hate you
Wooo! Calm yo grits.
What!? What does that mean?

by Parkderp1 October 9, 2016

in the grits

Colloquial, Southern, high on marijuana, stoned, blazed

"Sorry, I have no idea what's going on, I'm in the grits"

by DarkTomatoGod November 5, 2018

you over cooking my grits

When someone is stepping in someone else’s way figuratively. Expecting too much from someone else

I already let you borrow $100 and now want another $100? You over cooking my grits!

by Dvron May 14, 2021