That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.
I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.
I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.
by Eaton Holgoode November 01, 2017
Similar responsibilities and worries of the mom friend; gift giving/spending money is their love language, they drive safely/slowly, typically WAY too cool, love thrift shopping/garage sales, and CAN do the following: have funky hair, morning person, and dress like an old lady.
by cr4zy_creations March 11, 2021
I can't remember the rest of the night after I had that Japanese Grandma but I know I had the best shit of my life
by mortoniodizedsalt March 24, 2022
A stank-ass vagina. This cooter doesn’t get fishy, it gets greasy. This is a vagina that you can smell a mile away. It makes the room humid.
Oh my god who brought their girlfriend’s greasy grandma to the party? Don’t they know how to wash themselves?
by sworensen June 02, 2019
The employment of intelligent, high sounding vocabulary at times when it is unnecessary, ie., Facebook. Named grandma language in that the vernacular lacks common day slang and usually employs more educated words.
by gmalanguageuser December 12, 2010
When you are giving you're grandmother anal, often times her prostate gives out and she will shit all over your dick, proceeding her to suck the shit off your dick and calling them grandmas brownies.
by N1gg3rF@gg0t January 05, 2015
I wish I was grandma bubbas
by Grandmabubbasandfatpat April 08, 2022