got a second

a phrase commonly used by office monkeys when they want to hijack your valuable time with something that will take much more than a second

Jeff: "Hey got a second?"
Dillon: "Sure"
Two hours later...
Jeff: "And that's what she said..."
Dillon: "Wow man, you wasted way more than a second of my time"

by JR07 November 11, 2012

Crime got it

A term used to notify colleagues of something illegal/immoral is going to happen.

At a diner or chain restaurant...

-"Let me see the bill so I can split it up right."
-"Forget that, crime got it" (Leaving the check unpaid.

by eyeintheskeye October 31, 2009

got the salt

Better then the juice. Better then the sauce. Basically when Salt Bae blesses you with the seasoning.

Damn Traig you really got the salt with that new cut and fit.

by Logangpena July 10, 2018

got gone

For something to disappear. Usually by theft.

I can't find my movie, Willow. It got gone.

by TheDarkTrees April 17, 2017

got coin

got money

Maybe you shouldn't buy that X until you got coin.

by AH73 October 11, 2013

got quit

1. In certain circumstances, a company will find itself in a situation where it wants/needs to fire an employee but owes said employee a favor or wishes to save face for both parties. In this case, before the firing, the employee is given the opportunity to quit instead.

2. Euphemistic manner of referring to a forced resignation.

"John doesn't work here anymore? They didn't mention anything about firing him!"
"No, he got quit since they caught him in the bathroom with two hamsters, a bottle of KY, and the secretary from the front desk."

by 3-D January 28, 2005

got musked

to be scammed by a green energy grifter

Man, Brian got musked by that CEO on Twitter who promised his cars would APPRECIATE in value.

by LoveMyTeslaBut April 22, 2021