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Maximum Goofing

The act of getting crack, rolling it in weed and sprinkling it with meth, then dipping it in lean and dipping it again in crack, and smoking it with bong fire, then eat it with alcohol mixed with rat poison, then shower your body in radiation and toxic waste, and after for the munchies eat a 2 feet tall burger stacked with meat and chemicals, and wash THAT down with a gallon of coke, inhale asbestos, have a quick snack and munch on some insulation and sleep inside a car with the engine running and while theres an active gas leak
Oh yeah that was crazy, last night were Maximum Goofing and frank totally got washed
by kakarotrose June 27, 2023
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Goosing

Goosing 4 fingers in the vagina, thumb up the ass anus, catch the girl by surprise and she'll scream like a goose.
"Man, I was goosing jenny so hard last night. She'll be eating bread for a week"
by couchdog August 7, 2014
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Glowing

When you attach a glow stick to your penis and stick it in to your partner.
I had a lot of fun glowing you last nigh;)
by xcrunner9345 September 8, 2011
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Atheism is growing

See also: Truth

Whether you like it or not, this is actually happening in my country (America), and also most of the other Western countries, contrary to what some butthurt conservative added in as the above definition. Let's face it- whether they want to admit it or not, EVERYONE on the Religious Reich knows that this is happening, and yet many of them are pretending that it is not, and instead repeatedly, desperately insisting that atheism is "declining". BULLSHIT. Statistics have shown that we actually ARE growing. And also, if we were declining, then all of the conservatives wouldn't be all freaked out about us. I find it quite funny whenever I see them trying to flog a horse that they keep insisting is dead and decaying. :)
Some Fundie: Atheism is declining! Woo-hoo! We're finally overcoming the oppression! Which means that we must put an end to this growing threat, before it turns America into a communistic despotism!
Person who uses common sense: You're full of shit! Atheism is growing.
Some Fundie: *triggered* LIAAAAAAAAAAR! STAHP PEWSECUTING MEEEEE!!!!
Person who uses common sense: Just look at the statistics if you don't be-
Some Fundie: "LA, LA, LA LA LA! I'M RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG!"
Person who uses common sense: *FACEPALM*
by R0-84N November 12, 2018
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Connor Gooding

A name.
A person that watches homosexual intercourse every night at precisely 12:00PM, or sometimes 11:00PM.
Connor Gooding - 'I am going to DDoS your toaster if you take down TheEclipseKnight m8.'
by ItsChalky September 1, 2016
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gooting

The man was gooting along the sidewalk.
by fleeb26 May 3, 2010
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Gooding

A corrupt and scary place where noone thinks for themselves and eventually become trapped.
My friends went to gooding and never came home
by Larry BenZ June 26, 2008
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