goon

a person who is less than intelligent.

Charlie was so stupid earlier - he's a total goon!

by boho chick March 16, 2005

goon

A large man who likes to, or is paid to beat up people for their boss. Also overly aggressive behavior.

Send the Goons after him! Goon it up!

by DPB May 13, 2005

Goon

any person who is insanely cool, super chill and has their friends backs. Goons do whatever they want when, and where they want. Goons love to party have a good time constantly. Often dresses different then other people and just all around chill people.

Matt- look at that group of goons over their, they are so chill

Ryan- yeah but they are just sitting over their not really doing much. and they are so loud all the time

by goontastic November 24, 2010

Goon

a creepy, lanky, awkward, or eccentric mother fucker.

Stanifer is such a fucking goon! look at his lanky creep ass in the corner

by Leslie Noble Devotie January 4, 2014

Goon

A harmless fool, who contributes absolutely nothing to society. Totally harmless but undeniably irritating.

'Most of the people on a small world are complete Goons'

by cup cake August 10, 2005

goon

means gangster or possibly thug.

wuu2?
you know, just going go jam with my goons.

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whats going on bruv?
nothing allie just jamming with my goons init.

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naaaaaa man my goons will BANG YOU.

by Feeeeeeeeee again ;) June 29, 2009

goon

stemming from a rare and illusive form of panda in southeast asia this modern genome of human tends to be the most affeminent form of homosexual in the world...ever...

gooooooooooooooooooooooon goooooooooooooooooooooooon
gooooooooooooooooooooooooon

by jimer nenumany May 13, 2005