Goddess Haseena

1. A woman so beautiful, brilliant and wholesome, that she is simply not like any other woman that has walked this earth.

This woman therefore possesses some uncommon spiritual element that cannot be solidly defined but is clearly present.

2.

A woman so catastrophically intoxicating and devastatingly beautiful, that the only title you can afford said woman without disrespecting her is that of a Goddess.

I adore the Goddess Haseena not for the way she danced with my angels, but for, the sound of her name could silence my demons.

by AdmiralGeneralLordBaker July 11, 2019

Golden Dingered

In fantasy football, the act of beating your opponent so badly on the Thursday night game that the rest of the week's games become unnecessary.

BOHICA got Golden Dingered this week so he decided to go down to the cabin for the weekend and get some Wally's pizza instead of watching football.

by RW19 September 27, 2019

Golden Shane

When you are at a festival and you feel a glowing warmth exude your rectal area. What comes next can only be described as the tsunami of shits, requiring you to be almost acrobatic above the drop toilet as it continues to run out you arse like Usain Bolt

OMG someone someone has taken his shoes off in there!! He must have had a golden Shane

by WhatThe13 April 3, 2020

Golden Frying Pan

The most expensive weapon in Team Fortress 2. This weapon, as the name implies, is a golden version of the Frying Pan. Any enemy you kill with the pan will become gold statues instead of scattered body parts (or gibs) or ragdolls. According to the official Team Fortress 2 Wiki, the only way to obtain a Golden Frying Pan is a very rare drop received for completing an Advanced or Expert Tour of Duty in Mann Up mode. If you receive the golden pan drop, the game will display a message alert saying "(user) just received a Golden Frying Pan!"

According to backpack.tf, the golden pan is worth 1620-1780 keys, or $3153 to $3860. If you do receive it, just get ready for scammers or random people to add you for trades...

Bob: "There we go, just finished my 165th tour in MvM!
TF2 System: (displays alert)
Bob: "Huh, wonder what that says?"
TF2 System: "Bob just received a Golden Frying Pan!"
Bob: "… HOLY SHI-"

by PurpleSpie April 28, 2020

Godded Up

Godded Up means to be unstoppable at something and very good at something. This means anything someone can do good, you can do it better because you are Godded Up. Godded up people also have drip.

Maria: Damian, how did you get all these chicks to love you? And how do you always pull up looking like the freshest man in the room?

Damian: I’m just Godded Up like that you know 😌.

by DeeIntellectual May 31, 2020

Golden Phallus Complex

Like King Midas of greek mythology, a person with GPC believes their penis to be magical, witholding the power to turn a queer woman straight through intercourse. A common syndrome among straight cis men who believe lesbians only exist for their enjoyment.

Derived from an addiction to pornography and the inability to believe women can enjoy sex without his mighty member's participation and, therefore, a disease that causes great inconvenience to all sapphics.

Guy: "Hey, you're only a lesbian cuz you haven't had sex with me, I can turn you straight"

Girl: "Wow someone is suffering from The Golden Phallus Complex"

by suamaede4 August 3, 2022

the golden connection

The act of fucking

Bryce:I made the golden connection last night
Miles:cool! How was is?

by mwiz March 2, 2015