goatie

A smaller/shorter version of a beard, a much better and cooler style of facial hair, usualy on younger dudes

That dude should really trim his goatie, it exceeds his face like 3 inches

by Some chik January 10, 2005

goatstolen

The idiom "try to get your goat" describes the intentional act of one person attempting to upset one or more other persons. Goatstolen is disposition of a vicitm of this intentional upset.

The word describes someone who is or is acting upset.

Did you hear Bob get worked up when that guy was camping him in the online game, Bob sure was goatstolen.

also:

I just kept poking holes in his logic until he was totally goatstolen.

by Matool13 March 11, 2010

goatmeal

Alternative for oatmeal, which is comprised primarily of oats. Coincidentally the food of goats.

Silly Female Vegan: "I feel like such a bunny, all I've had to eat is carrots today."
Observant Guy: "You also had goatmeal this morning."

by willbchou November 16, 2011

Goatmeal

A big meal consisting primarily of goat; a lot of goat cooked at one time.

guy 1: I had an awesome goatmeal last night!
guy 2: nice.
guy 1: It made me take the biggest shit ever.

by Sekkou January 31, 2009

totes my goats

slang for totally, used between full grown men in a bro-mantic relationship, to convey their excitement to a suggestion. Made popular by Paul Rudd's character in I Love You, Man.

Sydney: Dude, we should rock out sometime.
Peter: Totally.... totes my goats.

Guy 1: let's go downtown and pick up some hot chicks!
Guy 2: Totes my goats!

by SuperBabs April 6, 2009

Goated

Being very good or insane at something

Bro, that guy is goated out of his mind!

by ImThatUrbanGuy August 12, 2019

goatsmeller

a term to be used in a negative manner towards someone, especially when said person is being nosey, or "all up in your business"

"monique was talkin smack about me today. we all know that goatsmeller can't keep my name outta her mouth"

by Nanny Goat Teats April 22, 2008