I don't give a shit

When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!

"I went to work and did a half ass job on everything and got fired! I don't give a shit!"

by Seth Martin Dresser October 15, 2018

National give your girlfriend a hoodie day

On October 18th is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day

Tomorrow is" national give your girlfriend a hoodie day , "did you know that?

by Tik tok god October 13, 2019

give the bird

flip/give somebody the bird
to make a very impolite sign by raising your middle finger towards someone in order to show that you are angry with them

If he shout at me like that I will give the bird to him.

by Aleksey again November 3, 2013

National give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

It’s is on September 19

It is national give your boyfriend your scrunchie day

by It’s real dictionary September 19, 2019

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.

Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

by zackgee July 12, 2016

I Don't Give a Fuck

Whenever you say that you don't give a fuck..you must not give a fuck FULLY. You dont give half a fuck, a quarter fuck..You don't give a mother or a brother fuck..YOU DO NOT GIVE ANY AMOUNT OF FUCK. You have to be stingy with your fucks..protect them..Like drops of water in a drought, such are your fucks..and you do not give them..EVER

Person: Help! I am dangling off a cliff..I am about to fall to my death! I need a fuck to save me!!
Me: Sorry..I don't give a fuck..
Person: But I will die! I just need ONE LITTLE FUCK!!
Me: Hold on let me just looook....Nope sorry..I have no fucks to give..

by SpecklemyFreckle January 2, 2017

give me your cock

A phrase someone says when they want a person's cock.

Jim: How are you doing today, Dave?
Dave: give me your cock, Jim.

by 23dogeman23 May 22, 2020