gerkin' your gerkin

Masterbaiting

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin

by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

gerk

Also known as "jerk", a gerk is used when someone who is texting has the spelling capacity of a 4 year old. It however, is pronounced just as it is spelled with a grrr. Gerk now replaces the word jerk in everyday conversations.

Text: "You are a gerk."
Reply: "What the hell does that m...oh. He can't spell."

Don't mind Josh, he's just being a gerk.

by amandapants September 16, 2009

Geekoid

Socially inept, geek-like; a dweed or a nerd, especially if unattractive

omg look at the geekoid with the double glazed glasses

by BeKr October 30, 2008

Geekophile

Someone who is addicted to and sexually attracted to geeks

Normal guys don't do it for me, I only like geeks. I think I might be a geekophile

by ilovegeeks January 24, 2009

gerio-erotic asphyxiation

when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.

More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.

by chichioneputt April 7, 2011

Gerion

An Average guy, who moves around a lot and may play minecraft

"Have you seen Gerion?"
"Who?"

by ProffesorPrincetonistamathafak February 3, 2012

Gerkin

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

by Fat Washington November 5, 2003