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Garfield

Garfield: exists
Me: My lord and saviour please forgive me of my sins
by Ñüttŷ Pëêń May 13, 2020
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Garfield

by JayD0423 October 16, 2015
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Garfield

1. James Garfield, 20th president of USA
2. The protagonist of a comic strip of the same name who is a lazy, cynical cat who loves lasagna
3. The comic strip Garfield (the cat) appears in.
4. Andrew Garfield, an actor
5. A surname
1. James Garfield was the 20th president of USA
2. Garfield smacked a spider with a newspaper
3. I love Garfield
4. Garfield is a Spiderman actor
5. My surname is Garfield
by the random. November 26, 2021
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Joe Garfield

Used in school culture to describe a person who cannot stop themselves from doing an extra 46 lengths of butterfly stroke in the pool. They also sit by themselves in language classrooms as they make jokes to themselves in German.
What are you doing after school? Ugh, don’t tell me you have swimming again.’

‘Yes of course I do, I am Joe Garfield!’
by pectore September 29, 2022
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Garfield bf/gf

A partner who is slightly grumpy, loves food especially pasta and enjoys napping.
“So all you did was eat and sleep all day? Wow you are such a Garfield bf/gf “
by MmmLasagna November 7, 2022
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Garfield

A fat or thick vagina. Garfield is a fat cat from cartoons or comics, a cat is called a pussy. So a Garfield is a woman with a fat cat.
by JayD0423 October 17, 2015
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Garfieldism

To be manically attracted to Garfield and surrounding art, objects and other forms of Garfield. Especially offensive or strange forms of Garfield are to be counted as Garfieldism.
I think he is into Garfieldism, he has wears a gay Garfield t-shirt from aliexpress and has Garfield pictures on his phone.
by Garfieldist64 June 9, 2021
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