Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.

John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.

by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022

garfield titties

when a bitch got orange titties

“yo man i would’ve tapped but she got garfield titties”

by owenmiller July 18, 2021

Andy Garfield

The worst Spiderman.

"This is adobe photoshop" said andy garfield.

by BigManWhoEatsFodd1001 March 14, 2022

Garfieldism

To be manically attracted to Garfield and surrounding art, objects and other forms of Garfield. Especially offensive or strange forms of Garfield are to be counted as Garfieldism.

I think he is into Garfieldism, he has wears a gay Garfield t-shirt from aliexpress and has Garfield pictures on his phone.

by Garfieldist64 June 9, 2021

Garfield bf/gf

A partner who is slightly grumpy, loves food especially pasta and enjoys napping.

“So all you did was eat and sleep all day? Wow you are such a Garfield bf/gf “

by MmmLasagna November 7, 2022

Garfield

A fat or thick vagina. Garfield is a fat cat from cartoons or comics, a cat is called a pussy. So a Garfield is a woman with a fat cat.

That girl has a Garfield.

by JayD0423 October 17, 2015

garfield style

Having sexual intercourse whilst consuming lasagna. Hence forth calling upon the Erdreich horror of the deep known as Garfield once you climax.

P1: "Bro she let me go Garfield style on her last night "

P2:" lucky asssssss"

by No1Shagger June 14, 2020