Tug the Grub

A euphemism for masturbation.

Man I'm so horny I'll go tug the grub.

by redgulp5 May 18, 2017

grub monkey

This word can be used both as a noun and an adjective. 1a) A person who has been working with grease, dirt, or grime.b) someone with poor hygiene. 2) word describing the overall non-cleanliness of a person.

1) Dude, that grub monkey looks like he has been working on cars all day!
2) Chuck Norris wipes grub moneys of his arms everyday during his shower.
3) Chuck Norris stared a grub monkey in the eye and it became clean.
4) I went to Walmart and all I could see were grub monkeys!

by sneakydan1 February 25, 2011

Pub Grub

(Pub Grub) or commonly known as cocaine or coke has got its name for being commonly snorted in a Wetherspoon toilets or other cheap shitty pubs.

"Oi dave you enjoy that bit of pub grub i gave you"
"Yeah mate my nose feels like its on fire cheers"

by Garrythesnorter34 September 04, 2023

Grub Beat

A dope hip hop beat with a chill street sound, somewhere between grime and elevator music

Yo sound is too chill fo dat boom bap, you need to start rapping over grub beats

by monetary_madness February 20, 2014

grub n tug

Eating a man's ass while simultaneously jerking him off.

Chick gave me the best grub n tug ever last night.

by jcstreetz November 19, 2014

grub 400

grub 400

Person 1: hey whats up
Person 2: grub 400
Person 1: grub 400

by sillyactivities June 17, 2024

butt grub

Dirty, dried up slop. Normally caused when butt slop is untreated and gets all dry and crusty. It also will smell really bad, especially when having sexual orientation.

I've got butt grub all up in my butthole, and it's really nasty

by Buttslopper-oo September 09, 2017