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al gore

1. Winner of the 2000 presidential election
2. Inventor of the internet
1. Al Gore won the election until George Bush was appointed by the supreme court
2. Al Gore invented the internets
by Bob353 July 29, 2006
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Gore-Lick

To lick the very top of the ass crack. (Think of a plummer's ass when fixing your pipes.)
Gary finished his blumpkin off with performing a gore-lick on Dan.
by Joe Dawkins January 27, 2003
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al gore

Al Gore is Egores younger brother.
Al Gore Invented the internet so he claims, actually it was his brother E-gore that invented the internet.
by takethathill August 18, 2006
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al gore

The false inventor of the internet and inventor of false information for which he won a nobel prize. Interesting.
"Did you hear about Al Gore's nobel prize?"

"Yeah, well he really did deserve one. I mean, the man invented the internet!"
by TheNameIWantedWasTaken November 10, 2007
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gore wow

A fucking fucktard called Gore, normally a priest but migrated to Shaman.

Hasn't got banned lately because he doesn't play
Gore wow... lol...
Fuck sake Gore.
by CabbagePatchKid1994 December 4, 2010
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Al Gore

the real cause of AIDS

Scientists have been led to believe (by Gore's black magic) that AIDS is caused by manbearpig but AIDS is truly caused by your genitals being exposed to Al Gore's voice. The body can't take it anymore and turns on itself because its the only escape

Other accomplishments:
-invented the internet, meatball subs, glow in the dark stuff, Charmeleon, the waterbed, and ice cream cake.

-Wrote Harry Potter on a paper towel (not a napkin)

-Caused "The Incident" in Lost

-Master of Black Magic

-Was the first human to be Rickrolled (was rickrolled by manbearpig and they've been sworn enemys ever since. Got him back by blaming AIDS on him. Manbearpig got him back by being the last vote for bush. Gore got him back by killing him on south park.)
Penis: "I cant take any more of this super Al Gore's gloating."

..."Bye World!!!"
by James LaFleur October 8, 2009
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gore whore

Any person that sells a product or idea on the basis that not buying into that product or idea will cause global warming.
A politician says "Vote for me because I'm going to shut down the factory you work at that emits those dangerous greenhouse gasses and support legislation to give you an energy credit on your income taxes if you buy a hybrid car." The voter says "Yeah right, he's such a Gore Whore." It can also refer to someone pimping a green product; "Those guys that sell those light bulbs are Gore Whores."
by CapnRon July 7, 2009
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