amish goatee

An Amish-style goatee without mustache (chin only) seems to be the most benign, non-threatening form of facial hair around (unless of course it becomes pointy and devilish!), usually worn by the very sensitive-guy, but is making it's way into mainstream which renders it meaningless

Cool fashionable guy: dude, checkout my amish goatee, i shaved my 'stache

Guy over 50: you look like Maynard G. Krebs

Knowitall Douche: A van dyke is a mustache and goatee, so shaving the mustache only makes it a goatee

CFG: who's Maynard f'ckin Krebs? and why are you such a knowitall douche?

by willh_in_fl July 30, 2009

goater

A GTO owner. The Pontiac GTO is often called "Goat".

Jeff is a Stanger, Jim is a Goater, and Joe is a Stinger. Joe wins all the races, Jeff always comes in last.

by Marten Fisher November 26, 2006

grated dick

When a slut is really bad at giving head and uses her teeth instead of her lips. The name is given because her teeth on your dick was like taking your dick to a cheese grater. Often result in blue balls or just well you know...

(ex 1)
guy coming out of bed room: *look of pain on face*

a bro: "dude you don't look to good what happened in there?"

gcobr: "it was horrible she was horrible" *sigh*

a bro: "ohhhhh she grated you dick didn't she?"

gcobr: "bro yea I think I need ice or like a massage"

(ex 2)
girl giving head for the first time (has no idea what she's doing)

bro receiving it: "ahhh careful with you teeth"

girl: "oh sorry what"

bro: "yea if you keep that up I'll end up with a grated dick"

by erikkk December 15, 2012

southside goatee

a goatee that is composed of hairs looking like pubes, grown by young men who cannot really grow facial hair yet, but can grow little hairs resembling the hair from the "southside" of their body

"did you shave and glue some pubes onto your chin, or is that just a southside goatee?"

by Tha Carter July 14, 2008

Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?

Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 16, 2008

Goatesque

Willing to eat almost anything, edible or inedible alike.

My dog Levon is goatesque in his oral consumptions.

by Crosswords June 2, 2015

Protein Goatee

I steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.

Bumcum facial...

What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.

Question: Hey moyle do you want a protein goatee?
Statement: Dustin, I would love a protein goatee.

Shucks my protein goatee looks good.

Don't tell Ricky about the protein goatee he'll think I am gay but really I'm just confused.

by Apollo Rocket July 16, 2009