by pufferfish2002 November 1, 2017

When texting your crush, you only hit the middle texting option until it makes a full sentence or when you decide to stop, and send it to them.
I just tried Neutral Gain, it says “that you have got to me beat the world and it was all good bruh.” And she said “Do you want me to wack you off?”
by Notgninneb Retsehc September 17, 2020


<.7.9.7.6.>Angel234's <Dark Seraphim> Anime Music Video Called Raise The Gain Organically Generates Thoughts Of Flashbacks<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Angel234's <Dark Seraphim> Anime Music Video Called Raise The Gain Organically Generates Thoughts Of Flashbacks<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

by CrazedMilkMan September 3, 2023

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.
Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!
by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

Bobby had them good Johnny Gains before he went to pound town for 6 hours or longer and contacted his physician.
by BumbButt November 11, 2022
