gage
a simp
Gage
A white guy who is really sweet and amazing, but is a real bitch to anyone he does not like. He is usually from ohio or utah and favors a sport team that does not usually win. Instead of giving an explanation for doing something he will just tell them "no" to their face. He only dates girls named after alcoholic beverages. He despises crazy brunettes who are whores and obsess over him.
Gage by pseudumbnym October 10, 2021
Gage
Stranger- “who’s that absolute chad with the 9inch shlong?!”
Literally any female- “oh my gaaawd, it’s Gage!”
Literally any female- “oh my gaaawd, it’s Gage!”
Gage by President. Jinping November 21, 2021
Gage
Gage by trampbar123 November 22, 2021